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Impregnated by her reptilian shape-shifting husband. Another chinless wonder to take our money then.
bring on the sprog
you just said that prince william was fit
DEAD DIANA GENES RE-ANIMATED IN FUTURE HUMAN
OR DIANASTEVE IF BOY
DianaSteve is amazing
no matter what now.
It's a unisex name afterall
We may get another day off for it...!
I hope they give it a really posh name. I like really posh names.
Optimus Prime Minister
and could only come up with Megatronald Reagan :(
Ahm oot. If anyone needs me I'll be on Saint Helena.
you're only really supposed to tell people you're expecting after the 3 month mark.
You don't anounce until around 3 months gone.
I don't think you can escape this news.
Saint Helena is a dependent territory of the UK, and Her Majesty rules there. Probably best to not go to another part of the realm if you want to get away from the Monarchy tbh.
What's the weather like in the Pitcairn Islands?
Though it is an island of Saviles, so I'd like to think you wouldn't fit in.
Also, it is a British Territory.
Can't a man even enjoy a decent exile these days??
he'll be well happier being a sideliner who has more freedom
Get it right, colonial.
Plenty of women get admitted to hospital for sever morning sickness.
But I thought most of the admissions were dehydration related? You'd think someone'd be ensuring she got enough fluids...
pass if off as general knowledge, mate
Isn't that what most people do?
she was pretty much rejecting all food for the better part of a week
everyone likes babies
After paying for it's cunting lifestyle for decades.
Let's kill it. And the rest of them. Like Lenin. Or France. Or a deranged serial killer.
Serious question, 'cos I'd quite like to.
And received an OBE last year.
I was just giving you some trivia :-(
I'd probably have to if I was in the line up of the Royal Variety performance however.
Why would you be performing for them for free in the first place?
is this reincarnation?
Long live future Queen Lasqueesha
i'm implying james hewitt's the dad
Haven't they seen the news lately, we can't afford any more kids
They're hatched in an underground lair and fed orphans until they're ready to wreak terror on the unsuspecting world.
Its a squid! Its so going to be a squid!
All I needed was a royal birth on my 'get-a-Tory-government-out-of-the-shit' bingo card, having already crossed off a royal wedding, diamond jubilee and the olympics.
Bad luck to all those who had a royal death, a trumped up war against a tin-pot country, an England World Cup victory or sustained economic recovery on their cards.
Plus, much more likely than economic recovery.
Even the most ardent England fan doesn't believe that :')
(I know, they'd already lost 9 points my then, but it is a good story).
and we'll invade France
today might be a good day to bury bad news, as someone once said.
so I don't think it's too serious.
I just said it show's they're part of the establishment.
every day until the sprog actually drops. It wouldn't be that much of a surprise if they did.
during the final moments of labour.
...scenting blood, they've moved an extra midwife into the delivery cordon...
Bet you wore your 'Royal Blue' coat
I wonder if they'd hack phones or report gruesome details for the sake of 'public interest'
or whether they'd just go silent on the subject
We stuffed them at rugger many a time.
bah, I'll get me coat...
I put my Adrian Mole reference in the other thread.
Aethelstan, Ecgwynn, Aethelbert something like that
no family connection
It's not just 'a bit of morning sickness', my sister in law had the same thing as Kate during her pregnancy, and at one stage was so ill with it that she had to face the prospect of potentially having to terminate the pregnancy in order to save her life. Grim.
get bullied by all the other reporters for having such a meaningless, fluff piece of a job?
Personally I dislike them for inspiring one of the Manics' worst songs
then the is NO EXCUSE mrs rich person
alors il n'y a AUCUNE EXCUSE, Madame Femme Riche