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What is the optimum amount of paper towels to wipe your hands?

Starstripe [Edit] [Delete] 11 replies 14:10 December 3rd, 2012

I think 3.

Use one and your hands are left sopping wet.

Use two and your hands are near enough in the same state.

Use four and you might as well cut a fucking tree down.

This is what I have discovered at work today.

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2.

Or a more general rule is half the amount you'd wipe your arse with.
toilet roll/paper towel conversion.

pichaelmarker | 3 Dec '12, 14:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
depends how big they are

and also depends on what part of the country you got your hands wet in

cat_race | 3 Dec '12, 14:13 | X | ^ This | Reply

oojimaflop and andyvine this'd this
- You certainly need more in stockport than you do in the city centre
  
  That'ss just facts
  
  andyvine @cat_race | 3 Dec '12, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - also less in parbold
    
    the water is really dry there. that's why it stays hotter for longer
    
    cat_race @andyvine | 3 Dec '12, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
Three is correct

Raanraals | 3 Dec '12, 14:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
*arse

japes | 3 Dec '12, 14:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
bit wastefull.

dry your hands on your trousers (1 pair)

thewarn | 3 Dec '12, 14:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
1 according to this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FMBSblpcrc

sharp_yet_blunt | 3 Dec '12, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
the army can wipe their bums with one square of toilet paper

cat_race | 3 Dec '12, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- actually i think they just use their fingers
  
  then use one square to clean their fingernails
  
  cat_race @cat_race | 3 Dec '12, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
A MILLION

Jordan_229_2 | 3 Dec '12, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply

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