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go on then
I imagine that's what did it.
does she have hair? like woman's hair? and hands? actual woman hands!
He just updated on twitter to confirm that he HAS had a pre-wank
slam that poon. slam it damn it.
ps. ive already been on a date, boned a girl and im back home with my girlfriend watching attenborough
Which mostly revolved around internet dating and picking out people in the crowd and asking them how they knew the people they were sat beside.
i thought you were on a date?
How did it go? Seeing her again?
Plenty of time before, between and after acts to chat.
Yes, seeing her again (again).
Seems there are to be guaranteed jokes about internet dating when you are on an internet date
...but sitting directly, one row in front of her.
Shat a brick.
Stay tuned for me probably not live-blogging that one too.
Wait, that doesn't work.
She was taller than me which is always slightly awkward. She asked ONE QUESTION in two and a half hours, which left me scrambling for conversation topics the rest of the time. Didn't talk about anything relevant to where we were despite my best efforts, then couldn't get a table in the café I mentioned so spent ages walking around in near silence trying to find somewhere that wasn't rammed. More awkward conversation with me babbling increasing amounts of utter shite to break up the silence until I just made an excuse and left because I just couldn't take any more.
Bizarrely, when going our separate ways I got a leading "Well, you have my number..." followed by the world's most awkward one shoulder semi-hug.
Christ, I need a drink.
She was very pretty, though.
But it just went on till the grim death. Fuck me that was hard work.
It would get awkward pretty quickly if you liked them both.
I just thought it would be prudent to make sure it wasn't just the experience of dating I was enjoying rather than spending time with that person.
It is not the experience of dating I was enjoying. That experience was awful.
What the ACTUAL FUCK is going on?
McCartney's a cunt, that ought to do the trick
she is a mental
Or maybe I'm just that ridiculously sexy.
she will open up more, probably just shy and needs a good boning.