She was taller than me which is always slightly awkward. She asked ONE QUESTION in two and a half hours, which left me scrambling for conversation topics the rest of the time. Didn't talk about anything relevant to where we were despite my best efforts, then couldn't get a table in the café I mentioned so spent ages walking around in near silence trying to find somewhere that wasn't rammed. More awkward conversation with me babbling increasing amounts of utter shite to break up the silence until I just made an excuse and left because I just couldn't take any more.
Bizarrely, when going our separate ways I got a leading "Well, you have my number..." followed by the world's most awkward one shoulder semi-hug.
dont rub kitchmos face in it
He'll come back to me.
I feel like he's too busy finger banging
With his dry fingers?
No chance.
Don't know why that conjured up quite so much revulsion.
Probably the mental image of crusty man fingers thrusting in and out of a bejingle.
I imagine that's what did it.
yes! we can live vicariously through Epimer
does she have hair? like woman's hair? and hands? actual woman hands!
He just updated on twitter to confirm that he HAS had a pre-wank
come on then
slam that poon. slam it damn it.
ps. ive already been on a date, boned a girl and im back home with my girlfriend watching attenborough
Well this was largely a success
*nudge nudge*
*wink wink*
it turned out to be real life girl?
the fuck is this
well mr-im-too-good-for-intertrons, it WAS supposed to be your liveblog
you shit
look pal, when this was posted I was busy cringing my way through a stand-up set
Which mostly revolved around internet dating and picking out people in the crowd and asking them how they knew the people they were sat beside.
hang on
i thought you were on a date?
oh dear
Yes.
Besides the misjudged event
How did it go? Seeing her again?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uEBuqkkQRk
Eh, I think the event was alright to be honest
Plenty of time before, between and after acts to chat.
Yes, seeing her again (again).
this happened to me as well!
Seems there are to be guaranteed jokes about internet dating when you are on an internet date
The comedian actually called on a girl with the same coloured hair and top as my date
...but sitting directly, one row in front of her.
Shat a brick.
Going out on another one in an hour
Stay tuned for me probably not live-blogging that one too.
different girl?
Yarp.
PLAYA
*DATA
Wait, that doesn't work.
Holy fuck, that was excruciating.
Ahm oot.
OUT WITH IT
(is that what she said?)
Where to begin...
She was taller than me which is always slightly awkward. She asked ONE QUESTION in two and a half hours, which left me scrambling for conversation topics the rest of the time. Didn't talk about anything relevant to where we were despite my best efforts, then couldn't get a table in the café I mentioned so spent ages walking around in near silence trying to find somewhere that wasn't rammed. More awkward conversation with me babbling increasing amounts of utter shite to break up the silence until I just made an excuse and left because I just couldn't take any more.
Bizarrely, when going our separate ways I got a leading "Well, you have my number..." followed by the world's most awkward one shoulder semi-hug.
Christ, I need a drink.
Also a huge Paul McCartney fan and fuck that guy
She was very pretty, though.
She did laugh at my shit jokes and that and I gave her a few outs for her to leave non-awkwardly if that was what she wanted to do
But it just went on till the grim death. Fuck me that was hard work.
Probably for the best really, as it sounds like the other one is going well
It would get awkward pretty quickly if you liked them both.
Yeah, deffo
I just thought it would be prudent to make sure it wasn't just the experience of dating I was enjoying rather than spending time with that person.
It is not the experience of dating I was enjoying. That experience was awful.
Uh...guys? She's gone and asked me out again
What the ACTUAL FUCK is going on?
just reply with
McCartney's a cunt, that ought to do the trick
HA
she is a mental
this is a ridiculous thing to say
Maybe she's just massively shy
Or maybe I'm just that ridiculously sexy.
...
mayber
JBHR
must've been all the walking
she wasn't a German shepherd
I don't understand anything any more.
time to buy some platform shoes
:D brilliant.
just get her drunk
she will open up more, probably just shy and needs a good boning.