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cocodaLOL [Edit] [Delete] 49 replies 21:18 November 30th, 2012

go on then

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dont rub kitchmos face in it

fappable | 30 Nov '12, 21:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
- He'll come back to me.
  
  Kitchmo @fappable | 30 Nov '12, 21:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I feel like he's too busy finger banging
    
    cocodaLOL @Kitchmo | 30 Nov '12, 21:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - With his dry fingers?
      
      No chance.
      
      Kitchmo @cocodaLOL | 30 Nov '12, 21:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Don't know why that conjured up quite so much revulsion.
        
        cocodaLOL @Kitchmo | 30 Nov '12, 21:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        fappable and ethricdouble this'd this
        
        Probably the mental image of crusty man fingers thrusting in and out of a bejingle.
        
        I imagine that's what did it.
        
        DanielKelly @cocodaLOL | 30 Nov '12, 21:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        cocodaLOL and Kitchmo this'd this
yes! we can live vicariously through Epimer

does she have hair? like woman's hair? and hands? actual woman hands!

labmonkeya529 | 30 Nov '12, 21:32 | X | ^ This | Reply

still_here this'd this
He just updated on twitter to confirm that he HAS had a pre-wank

sausage-dog-YOLO | 30 Nov '12, 21:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
come on then

slam that poon. slam it damn it.
ps. ive already been on a date, boned a girl and im back home with my girlfriend watching attenborough

inside-outside | 30 Nov '12, 21:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
Well this was largely a success

cocodaLOL | 1 Dec '12, 09:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
- *nudge nudge*
  
  *wink wink*
  
  japes @cocodaLOL | 1 Dec '12, 09:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Loui_Tacceh this'd this
- it turned out to be real life girl?
  
  Matt_was_taken @cocodaLOL | 1 Dec '12, 10:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
the fuck is this

Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 11:10 | X | ^ This | Reply

andyvine this'd this
- well mr-im-too-good-for-intertrons, it WAS supposed to be your liveblog
  
  you shit
  
  cocodaLOL @Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 11:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - look pal, when this was posted I was busy cringing my way through a stand-up set
    
    Which mostly revolved around internet dating and picking out people in the crowd and asking them how they knew the people they were sat beside.
    
    Epimer @cocodaLOL | 1 Dec '12, 11:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - hang on
      
      i thought you were on a date?
      
      oh dear
      
      cocodaLOL @Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 12:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Yes.
        
        Epimer @cocodaLOL | 1 Dec '12, 12:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Besides the misjudged event
        
        How did it go? Seeing her again?
        
        Kitchmo @Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 13:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uEBuqkkQRk
        
        automatik @Kitchmo | 1 Dec '12, 13:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Eh, I think the event was alright to be honest
        
        Plenty of time before, between and after acts to chat.
        
        Yes, seeing her again (again).
        
        Epimer @Kitchmo | 1 Dec '12, 13:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        this happened to me as well!
        
        Seems there are to be guaranteed jokes about internet dating when you are on an internet date
        
        sexy_girl @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        The comedian actually called on a girl with the same coloured hair and top as my date
        
        ...but sitting directly, one row in front of her.
        
        Shat a brick.
        
        Epimer @sexy_girl | 3 Dec '12, 15:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
Going out on another one in an hour

Stay tuned for me probably not live-blogging that one too.

Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 12:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- different girl?
  
  japes @Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 13:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Yarp.
    
    Epimer @japes | 1 Dec '12, 13:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - PLAYA
      
      japes @Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 13:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - *DATA
        
        Wait, that doesn't work.
        
        Epimer @japes | 1 Dec '12, 13:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
Holy fuck, that was excruciating.

Ahm oot.

Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 16:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
- OUT WITH IT
  
  Icarus-Smicarus @Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 16:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - (is that what she said?)
    
    Icarus-Smicarus @Icarus-Smicarus | 1 Dec '12, 16:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    andyvine this'd this
  - Where to begin...
    
    She was taller than me which is always slightly awkward. She asked ONE QUESTION in two and a half hours, which left me scrambling for conversation topics the rest of the time. Didn't talk about anything relevant to where we were despite my best efforts, then couldn't get a table in the café I mentioned so spent ages walking around in near silence trying to find somewhere that wasn't rammed. More awkward conversation with me babbling increasing amounts of utter shite to break up the silence until I just made an excuse and left because I just couldn't take any more.
    
    Bizarrely, when going our separate ways I got a leading "Well, you have my number..." followed by the world's most awkward one shoulder semi-hug.
    
    Christ, I need a drink.
    
    Epimer @Icarus-Smicarus | 1 Dec '12, 17:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Also a huge Paul McCartney fan and fuck that guy
      
      She was very pretty, though.
      
      Epimer @Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 17:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - She did laugh at my shit jokes and that and I gave her a few outs for her to leave non-awkwardly if that was what she wanted to do
      
      But it just went on till the grim death. Fuck me that was hard work.
      
      Epimer @Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 17:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Probably for the best really, as it sounds like the other one is going well
        
        It would get awkward pretty quickly if you liked them both.
        
        DaisyFlower @Epimer | 1 Dec '12, 17:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Yeah, deffo
        
        I just thought it would be prudent to make sure it wasn't just the experience of dating I was enjoying rather than spending time with that person.
        
        It is not the experience of dating I was enjoying. That experience was awful.
        
        Epimer @DaisyFlower | 1 Dec '12, 17:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Uh...guys? She's gone and asked me out again
      
      What the ACTUAL FUCK is going on?
      
      Epimer @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - just reply with
        
        McCartney's a cunt, that ought to do the trick
        
        fitzcarraldo @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Epimer this'd this
      - HA
        
        she is a mental
        
        andyvine @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        this is a ridiculous thing to say
        
        Loui_Tacceh @andyvine | 3 Dec '12, 14:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Maybe she's just massively shy
        
        Or maybe I'm just that ridiculously sexy.
        
        Epimer @andyvine | 3 Dec '12, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Loui_Tacceh this'd this
        
        ...
        
        Epimer @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        mayber
        
        andyvine @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - JBHR
        
        Kitchmo @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 14:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        japes and brusma this'd this
      - must've been all the walking
        
        justanothersheeldz @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        she wasn't a German shepherd
        
        Epimer @justanothersheeldz | 3 Dec '12, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - I don't understand anything any more.
        
        Epimer @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 14:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        time to buy some platform shoes
        
        robluvsnic @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 14:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - :D brilliant.
        
        sexy_girl @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - just get her drunk
      
      she will open up more, probably just shy and needs a good boning.
      
      sharp_yet_blunt @Epimer | 3 Dec '12, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply

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