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fappable [Edit] [Delete] 102 replies 17:12 November 29th, 2012

just fuck off.

what things do you just wish would fuck off.

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you fo coffee?

japes | 29 Nov '12, 17:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
- u fuk coffee?
  
  fappable @japes | 29 Nov '12, 17:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
libruls ru'nin' this beautiful country of ours

monoshono | 29 Nov '12, 17:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
there's quite a lot I'd like to get to fuck today

I'm not a horrible person, am I fapps?

I don't think I'm cut out for my job :( It requires me to be worse than satan.

PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 17:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
- oh you are the knife to my butter.
  
  You are a not horrible person PO.
  
  Nah you're job sounds tedious as fuck, but at least you get to sometimes go in a helicopter and like get paid a shit tonne. Just pretend its acting.
  
  fappable @PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 17:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  andyvine this'd this
  - so true
    
    Most of it is just like another acting job.
    Move to scotland with me fapps! I'll get you a part on Waterloo Road!
    
    PickledOeuf @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 17:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    europeancakeghost this'd this
    - yeah okay, we'll find japes and live together in a withnail and i house filled with balloons and pugs
      
      fappable @PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 17:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - no
        
        NO.
        No balloons. My boyfriend (craigfoley) will probably want to come too <3 he's housetrained and really good with photoshop and extremely tall, dark and handsome <3
        
        PickledOeuf @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 17:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        okay no balloons, just pugs
        
        and foley can live with us yeah. deal.
        
        fappable @PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 17:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        japes this'd this
        
        http://i.imgur.com/Q6m60.jpg
        
        japes @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 17:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        house family portrait
        
        http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images19/Pugs4OnBedTanBlackDufferZoeFrankieMaggie.JPG
        
        fappable @japes | 29 Nov '12, 17:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        fappable, is there a picture of us anywhere?
        
        I was just thinking, we could phoptoshop everyone in. Or i;ll get my hunky bf CRAIGFOLEY to do it for us <3
        
        PickledOeuf @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 17:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        no! there is no photo evidence that we have hung out together
        
        we technically don't exist.
        
        fappable @PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 18:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        SAD
        
        is what this makes me. We need to sort this soon.
        
        PickledOeuf @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 18:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I need one of these
        
        http://i.imgur.com/krCJM.jpg
        
        japes @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 18:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ALL of my friends are pisting this on my FB wall
        
        I think it's on there about 7 times. THeo did it today (thanks theo <3).
        
        there's a place in spitalfields market that sells the pug balloons! It's the only balloon i'm not frightened of.
        
        PickledOeuf @japes | 29 Nov '12, 18:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        dont lie
        
        thats you that is
        
        fappable @japes | 29 Nov '12, 18:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        woah
        
        http://i.imgur.com/b3YIl.jpg
        
        japes @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 18:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        oh myyyy
        
        god :'D
        
        fappable @japes | 29 Nov '12, 18:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf and andyvine this'd this
  - HELICOPTER??
    
    It's physically impossible for a job that involves helicopters to be shit.
    
    Icarus-Smicarus @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 17:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I'm scared of helicopters
      
      PickledOeuf @Icarus-Smicarus | 29 Nov '12, 18:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Oh.
        
        Icarus-Smicarus @PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 18:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        yes
        
        It's trifle unfortunate as I need to go in one relatively often.
        
        PickledOeuf @Icarus-Smicarus | 29 Nov '12, 18:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Helicopter is wasted on you
        
        Icarus-Smicarus @PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 18:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf and japes this'd this
YOU

Icarus-Smicarus | 29 Nov '12, 17:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
- you know you don't mean that...
  
  fappable @Icarus-Smicarus | 29 Nov '12, 17:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
Actually there's loads of people at work that I hate even though I don't really know them.

So them.

Icarus-Smicarus | 29 Nov '12, 17:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
No one actually

Everything is dandy.

meowington | 29 Nov '12, 17:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Fuck off.
  
  Icarus-Smicarus @meowington | 29 Nov '12, 17:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
Fuck off

cunts

Balonz | 29 Nov '12, 17:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
- hope that works out for you
  
  Loui_Tacceh @Balonz | 29 Nov '12, 17:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
I would like people who

use the toilet on the coach about 5 minutes after it starts moving to fuck off. REALLY?!!!

prettyshittygangbang | 29 Nov '12, 17:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Last time I was on a coach, I'd gone to the toilet before it even moved
  
  Needed a whiz, you see.
  
  littlebirds @prettyshittygangbang | 29 Nov '12, 17:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - use the one at the coach station
    
    you absolute monster
    
    prettyshittygangbang @littlebirds | 29 Nov '12, 18:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
everything :'(

froglet | 29 Nov '12, 17:37 | X | ^ This | Reply

sausage-dog-YOLO and OvertakenByTractors this'd this
- :(
  
  Start by breaking it down into managemable chunksa. What is actually wrong :( I hate it when nice people are sad. (clearly love it when cunts cry .)
  
  PickledOeuf @froglet | 29 Nov '12, 18:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I DON'T WANT TO BE UNEMPLOYED AGAIN :'''(
    
    froglet @PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 18:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - oh bugger
      
      And.. is this a likelihood? (sorry, I've obviously missed some bad news). x
      
      PickledOeuf @froglet | 29 Nov '12, 18:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - quite good temp placement finishes in 3 weeks
        
        froglet @PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 18:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        boo ;(
        
        PickledOeuf @froglet | 29 Nov '12, 18:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        froglet this'd this
The fact that I'm missing a good ATP yet again this weekend.

DaddyorChips | 29 Nov '12, 17:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Bet you'd have got laid if you went
  
  sausage-dog-YOLO @DaddyorChips | 29 Nov '12, 17:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Yeah-or at least seen Eugene Robinson's wang.
    
    DaddyorChips @sausage-dog-YOLO | 29 Nov '12, 17:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
What things do YOU just wish would fuck off, Vaguely McVague?

cowcow | 29 Nov '12, 18:00 | X | ^ This | Reply

japes this'd this
- things like this
  
  http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4342294
  
  fappable @cowcow | 29 Nov '12, 18:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Oh come on, my haikus weren't THAT bad
    
    but that thread [and this morning's experiences on the road] has reminded me that i want 99% of the locale's driving population inhumanely destroyed
    
    cowcow @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 18:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - and i just snapped my red glasses in half :(
    
    fappable @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 18:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Those were good glasses
      
      Buy a replacement? Sellotape them together like Harry Potter?
      
      cowcow @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 18:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - THANKS. i have my plain black ones, but i'll buy some new red ones with next months pay packet
        
        they were only £6 so it's nae bother.
        
        fappable @cowcow | 29 Nov '12, 18:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Here is a picture of yours truly looking absolutely dashing in glasses
        
        http://i.imgur.com/H8zRp.jpg
        
        cowcow @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 18:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        nerrrrrrrrd
        
        fappable @cowcow | 29 Nov '12, 18:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        nerrrrrrrrds are sexy now
        
        http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20325517
        
        cowcow @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 18:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        froglet this'd this
        
        oh
        
        hi sexy?
        
        fappable @cowcow | 29 Nov '12, 18:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Goodbye.
        
        cowcow @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 18:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
My miserable existence.

OvertakenByTractors | 29 Nov '12, 18:02 | X | ^ This | Reply

cherrycola and DaddyorChips this'd this
my debts

the cold

Mick_Squalor | 29 Nov '12, 18:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
My neighbours

My boyfriend has been getting up at 6am all week to go to work. As soon as he leaves one of them turns on the radio really loudly so I can't get back to sleep.

Heard one of them shagging this afternoon.

We just had a little game of indoor badminton with our hands and a rolled up ball of sellotape, they've started stomping around their living room in protest.

FUCK OFF.

Tillance | 29 Nov '12, 18:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
absolutely nothing right now

today is the best <3

guntrip | 29 Nov '12, 18:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- eugh positivity.
  
  bleugh.
  
  fappable @guntrip | 29 Nov '12, 18:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  PickledOeuf this'd this
  - don't worry, I'll be back to my usual sunshine self soon enough
    
    guntrip @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 22:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
Fapps

I'm going to go and drink some wine. FUCK IT. Why the hell not. Then I'm going to eat some french food with the Canadians.
Then I'm going to go and SLEEP (in my own bed, just me, no bootycalls. I want to plant myself starshaped in my bed and sleep for so long.)

THIS IS MY PLAN. NOW WATCH ME GO.

PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 18:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- GO GET 'EM TIGER.
  
  lets get drunk together soon though, and flirt outrageously with strangers.
  
  fappable @PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 18:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  PickledOeuf this'd this
  - please
    
    please, let's do this <3 (I'm still in the office. I have to draft a defence to a claim. Deadline TOMORROW or I need ot go to court. And I don't ever go to court.
    
    PickledOeuf @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 18:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - this exchange belongs in sex and the city
      
      not that i've watched it, but it seems like that sort of thing
      
      inside-outside @PickledOeuf | 29 Nov '12, 22:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - well hello mr big
        
        fappable @inside-outside | 29 Nov '12, 22:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        how did you know?
        
        inside-outside @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 22:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        is this the bit where i fall over and break a shoe or something
        
        then write a shit blog about it.
        
        fappable @inside-outside | 29 Nov '12, 22:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        can we go back to talking about how big i am?
        
        inside-outside @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 22:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        bit needy
        
        fappable @inside-outside | 29 Nov '12, 22:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        i'm lost
        
        inside-outside @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 22:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        well you shouldn't be
        
        because you're so big, even NASA satellites can see you.
        
        fappable @inside-outside | 29 Nov '12, 22:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        WHAT THE HELL IS SEX AND THE CITY!?
        
        inside-outside @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 22:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf this'd this
        
        and also
        
        them satellites better have wide lenses girl!!11!111
        
        inside-outside @inside-outside | 29 Nov '12, 22:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        btw i dont watch sex in the city, im making it up
        
        i dont have a clue what this exchange is about anymore.
        
        fappable @inside-outside | 29 Nov '12, 22:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf this'd this
        
        well,
        
        In the context of the quantity theory of money, you were about to explain the relationship between the growth rates of the money supply and the rates of inflation and show that inflation could, in the long run, be considered as a monetary phenomenon
        
        inside-outside @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 23:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        unless i've totally misread things
        
        inside-outside @inside-outside | 29 Nov '12, 23:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        BIG time
        
        fappable @inside-outside | 30 Nov '12, 00:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Are you actually big?
        
        Because if so, Ahm OOT.
        
        PickledOeuf @inside-outside | 30 Nov '12, 11:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I'll give you a dead leg while you're sleeping
        
        second date?
        
        inside-outside @PickledOeuf | 30 Nov '12, 12:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        DINNER?
        
        PickledOeuf @inside-outside | 30 Nov '12, 13:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Can we share him
        
        fappable @PickledOeuf | 30 Nov '12, 13:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        craifg foley will beat him up if I go for dinner with him
        
        He's all yours
        
        PickledOeuf @fappable | 30 Nov '12, 13:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
Hey Fapz

You're AWESOME.

twentynine | 29 Nov '12, 18:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
- hello thanks
  
  you too
  
  fappable @twentynine | 29 Nov '12, 18:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
Companies who don't make any party dresses with sleeves

Tillance | 29 Nov '12, 19:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
Isn't it basically indicating that the pork is so tender it can be (and has been) pulled apart by a fork?

-dan- @Sheeeeeeeit | 29 Nov '12, 22:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- what did you think it was?
  
  fappable @Sheeeeeeeit | 29 Nov '12, 22:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Pork that had found love
    
    -dan- @fappable | 29 Nov '12, 22:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    fappable, Antelope, and PickledOeuf this'd this
- the bus driver who said
  
  'we don't do change. You'll have to get the next bus'
  
  TWO HOURS until the next bus
  
  a worthless human being
  
  douchebag | 29 Nov '12, 22:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - what an actual dick
    
    fappable @douchebag | 29 Nov '12, 22:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    sexy_girl, niallKP, and deadonthestairs this'd this
- blade
  
  untrue | 29 Nov '12, 22:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
- 34 hours work in the next 3 days
  
  SarahIsPi | 30 Nov '12, 01:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - 6-day week
    
    colon_closed_bracket | 30 Nov '12, 11:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    niallKP this'd this
  - Fuck off appear
    
    fappable | 30 Nov '12, 13:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - northern ireland
    
    fappable | 9 Dec '12, 18:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    cowcow this'd this
  - Kevin Bacon
    
    cowcow | 9 Dec '12, 22:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - James Arthur.
    
    DaddyorChips | 9 Dec '12, 23:37 | X | ^ This | Reply

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