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Woman in the office just exclaimed:
"My Friend just gave birth in a parking lot"
upon waking shouted "FUCK OFF!!"
it was amazing
Are you working in America?
What with yesterday's 'Life's little pleasures' email malarky and now this. I'm afraid.
so will share a story about my grandma.
We were playing Articulate one Boxing day, when she came across a word she was struggling to describe. 'Ooh', she said: 'It's one of those things... those long things, what them queer fellows use' Cue panicked and nervous looks from the assorted kids and grandkids present.
Turned out the object she was trying to describe was 'a whip'.
Good one, grandma.
AND THEN MY SISTER PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!
...from where I've pinned someone from this forum against the bonnet of a car or something and screamed `TELL ME WHAT STUFFEE IS OR I'LL KICK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU`.
but this thread is about things you've heard people shout out, etc
yelled outside an asda by a man on a payphone
that was in Blackpool.
"A girl keeps putting 'J' after every sentence in her emails, it's really annoying"
my friend's friend gave us a lift to the car boot sale. Everyone calls him Chinese Simon. Anyway, that's irrelevant but everyone was silent in the car and he suddenly exclaimed 'PHIL COLLINS IS SHIT!' and the top of his voice. More silence ensued.
There was this odd man in a suit going PHWOAR! really loudly every time a blond woman walked past. And once they walked past he would crack up with a maniacal laugh. I saw him do this about 10 times. I have no idea if he was crazy or a performance artist.
CBA to tell it again
From the locals in spoons when any girl under-25 walks past
"Hello Jennifer speaking"
"Hello Jennifer speaking"
"Hello, yes you're speaking to her"
"No I don't have a son or a daughter"
Two drunk guys chanting "ALL THE OTHER MEN ARE GAYS!" presumably directed at all the other men.
on waking from a dream.
Heard when I was in my back garden in the summer. A bloke from two doors down was shouting it at his kids. I never thought there was a rat problem where I live.
a man, who definitely looked homeless, jumped out from behind a van and shouted/sang I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
never been so confused and shaken in my life
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
a guy in town just now yelled at me saying "You look like a gay cunt!" I replied "That shit looks fierce on you, handsome." he wasn't too happy about that. Fucking twat.
by a middle manager in our canteen