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cat_race [Edit] [Delete] 37 replies 16:48, 26 November '12

milking is a thing now. no longer is planking or owling really a thing. now it's milking

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  • http://apps.facebook.com/theguardian/education/shortcuts/2012/nov/26/milking-udderly-bizarre-student-trend

    cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 16:48 | X
    • good linking

      guntrip @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 16:48 | X
      • it is the link

        so, people can just click the link?

        cat_race @guntrip | 26 Nov '12, 16:49 | X
        • DOESN'T WORK

          japes @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 16:52 | X
          • i click it and it works :(

            First came planking, swiftly followed by Batmanning and owling. Now students are 'milking' – pouring milk over themselves in public places

            Last week, many students travelled to London to protest against being milked by the government. Back on campus, other students were busy milking themselves. Almost literally.

            Among the creme de la creme of British youth, an udderly bizarre trend has emerged: milking. Undergraduates stand in public spaces, open a four-pint bottle of milk and pour its contents over their fully clothed bodies.

            The trend started in Newcastle, where students have been filmed milking themselves in stations, shopping centres, hotels and roundabouts, and there are reports of the craze in Edinburgh, Oxford, Nottingham and Cirencester. Whey to go, students!

            This is of course just the latest in a long line of pointless student crazes. The first was planking, which saw the world's youngsters lie face down in unlikely places and post the evidence on Tumblr.

            Then there was Batmanning, which took planking to a whole new level. Or rather, a whole new angle: instead of lying face down, they hung upside down.

            Somewhere in this mix came owling – for people more comfortable with squatting than lying. And then out of left field came the cinnamon challenge, where teenagers tried to eat a tablespoon of the spice in 60 seconds, without the help of water. It's harder than it sounds.

            Still, it's probably more hygienic than milking. "The smell of sour milk is present all over our house," one "milkman" told a tabloid.

            cat_race @japes | 26 Nov '12, 16:52 | X
            • never heard of bat manning or owling

              japes @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 16:55 | X
              PickledOeuf and rainmaker this'd this
              • bernard's brother i suppose

                cat_race @japes | 26 Nov '12, 17:05 | X
          • it works for me

            fappable @japes | 26 Nov '12, 16:53 | X
            • cheers

              cat_race @fappable | 26 Nov '12, 16:53 | X
            • facebook wanker

              japes @fappable | 26 Nov '12, 16:55 | X
  • you're milking it now

    fappable | 26 Nov '12, 16:48 | X
  • WACKY

    TheSoundofBastards | 26 Nov '12, 16:48 | X
    japes this'd this
  • i swear if anyone i know pours milk on themself i will hit them

    cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 16:54 | X
    • I spilled a bit of milk on my shirt this morning

      japes @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 16:55 | X
      • i don't know you

        cat_race @japes | 26 Nov '12, 16:56 | X
        • *cries*

          *tears up party invite*

          japes @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 16:57 | X
    • Violence doesn't solve anything.

      eltham @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 17:04 | X
      • it solved the war didn't it?

        cat_race @eltham | 26 Nov '12, 17:06 | X
  • a lifetime of debt just so you can pour milk on yourself

    ?_?

    douchebag | 26 Nov '12, 16:54 | X
    monoshono this'd this
    • nobody even drinks milk

      cat_race @douchebag | 26 Nov '12, 16:55 | X
      • citation needed

        Gringo @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 16:58 | X
        Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
      • It's what Ian Rush drinks.

        marckee @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 17:00 | X
        • yeah yeah, i mean, nobody real drinks it

          like the guy out of the fast show and the character steve mcqueen play in that movie drink it as well but i meant real people

          cat_race @marckee | 26 Nov '12, 17:02 | X
          • http://tinyurl.com/c2x47v5

            fappable @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 17:06 | X
            • shopped

              cat_race @fappable | 26 Nov '12, 17:06 | X
          • I drink about a pint of milk a day. I'm real. TOUCH ME.

            PickledOeuf @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 17:07 | X
            Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
            • genuine offer?

              cat_race @PickledOeuf | 26 Nov '12, 17:07 | X
    • a guy did this once at high school, poured milk on me

      i flew into a red mist rage, the first of many whilst a teenager, that basically scared a lot of the boys into being wary of me and managin me to finger one of the lassies.

      justanothersheeldz | 26 Nov '12, 17:07 | X
      • nice when things work out

        cat_race @justanothersheeldz | 26 Nov '12, 17:08 | X
        • she had a great arse too

          i remember looking at it a lot when she sat infront of me in chemistry. nice.

          justanothersheeldz @cat_race | 26 Nov '12, 17:10 | X
          justanothersheeldz this'd this
    • Never heard of planking before

      After googling it I think I like it

      Smee | 26 Nov '12, 17:25 | X
      • get out there and do it then

        cat_race @Smee | 26 Nov '12, 18:01 | X
        • it looks to difficult

          Smee @cat_race | 27 Nov '12, 10:20 | X
    • I disagree

      Icarus-Smicarus | 26 Nov '12, 18:02 | X
      • +10

        cat_race @Icarus-Smicarus | 26 Nov '12, 18:04 | X
    • And so we return to sploshing...

      TheWza | 27 Nov '12, 10:19 | X
    • i regret making this thread

      i had forgotton milking was even a thing over the night time and now here we am remembering it exists. it's going to take a gargantuan effort to will this out of existence

      cat_race | 27 Nov '12, 10:20 | X
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