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what artist would do the soundtrack?
This thread was inspired by justanothersheeldz tweeting this morning.
With lots of 'slide plop' noises.
played bvy Jason Schwartzman
Everything else would seem too fake or over dramatic
but also maybe The Beach Boys' SMiLE era.
Whoever’s best equipped to make a lengthy montage of a man playing videogames in his pants seem suitably compelling I guess.
doing that accent people do when they're pretending to be a character from Downton Abbey.
I might pick the GLC
Have you heard their song "Maybe I'm a nonce"
Maybe I'm a nonce
What if I'm a nonce?
That's what's goin through my bonce
Maybe I'm a nonce
that we might be a nonce.
Q: You clearly draw from many and varied sources, serial killers, kiddie fiddlers, wanking, all the usual stuff we expect from a top rated artist, but have you ever tried composing songs around more outlandish subjects that you considered too touchy or offensive to release?
A: I did have a song called 'Maybe I'm a nonce' that told the story of when I was having a wank over the lady's underwear section of a catalogue but as I turned the page just as I reached my peak I had inadvertently turned to the kid's underwear by which time it was too late to stop the gush. Then it asked "Does that make me a nonce?" I performed this at early gigs but having nearly got lynched it went on the back burner. I couldn't see what all the fuss was about but the line people seemed to object to most was "Little boys in underwear, in little pants and vests, little girls with little bums and little cunts and breasts."
To be fair, that line is fucking offensive.