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Oi parents who kiss their kids on the lips

inside-outside [Edit] [Delete] 84 replies 22:36, 22 November '12

what is wrong with you?
and those nappy adverts where the mum kisses the kid on it's arse and then the kid laughs and they look longingly into each others eyes. maybe i don't know cos I've not got kids but what? what are you doing?

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    Icarus-Smicarus | 22 Nov '12, 22:38 | X
    gonad this'd this
    • *unbummed

      inside-outside @Icarus-Smicarus | 23 Nov '12, 09:23 | X
  • not everyone is a paedo you know

    just every radio DJ from the 80s

    mug_mug_mug | 22 Nov '12, 22:41 | X
    • depends if you take longingly to mean then longening of a penis

      i was just meaning the platonic and beautiful love between parent and child

      inside-outside @Sheeeeeeeit | 22 Nov '12, 23:02 | X
    • Never kissed my parents on the lips.

      Always wince when I see it happen. God gave us cheeks for a reason you freaks.

      Darcy | 22 Nov '12, 22:44 | X
      • arse cheeks?

        Icarus-Smicarus @Darcy | 22 Nov '12, 22:49 | X
        • that's a paddlin

          Darcy @Icarus-Smicarus | 22 Nov '12, 22:51 | X
          automatik this'd this
    • they aren't snogging them you weird repressed virgin

      zxcvbnm- | 22 Nov '12, 22:44 | X
      PickledOeuf this'd this
      • stop kissing your children on the lips

        you should know better at YOUR AGE.

        Darcy @zxcvbnm- | 22 Nov '12, 22:48 | X
    • Boku-Maru

      We will touch our feet, yes,
      Yes, for all we're worth,
      And we will love each other, yes,
      Yes, like we love our Mother Earth.

      Body_In_The_Thames | 22 Nov '12, 22:49 | X
      gonad this'd this
      • cats in the cradle and the silver spoon

        yes we have no bananas

        gonad @Body_In_The_Thames | 22 Nov '12, 23:41 | X
        xheathenx this'd this
    • i used to kiss my parents on the lips

      alcxxk | 22 Nov '12, 22:52 | X
      PickledOeuf this'd this
      • I still kiss your mum on the lips

        Icarus-Smicarus @alcxxk | 22 Nov '12, 22:55 | X
        fappable, JaguarPirate, fitzcarraldo, and incandenza_ this'd this
        • she's dead

          alcxxk @Icarus-Smicarus | 22 Nov '12, 22:58 | X
          • and cremated

            alcxxk @alcxxk | 22 Nov '12, 23:00 | X
            • Shit

              I must have got the wrong house

              Icarus-Smicarus @alcxxk | 22 Nov '12, 23:24 | X
              • :D

                (to alc and IcSmic)

                Si_Badvibes @Icarus-Smicarus | 23 Nov '12, 10:01 | X
                PickledOeuf, incandenza_, and OvertakenByTractors this'd this
                • i don't get why it's :D, but cool i guess

                  alcxxk @Si_Badvibes | 23 Nov '12, 15:05 | X
                  • I like a snappy funny exchange. That's all.

                    there's been a lot over the last few days

                    Si_Badvibes @alcxxk | 23 Nov '12, 15:07 | X
                    • oh i might be taking this a bit funny, sorry if so

                      but my mum is actually dead and cremated, i don't find it funny. not angry or anything, just a bit confused

                      alcxxk @Si_Badvibes | 23 Nov '12, 16:22 | X
                      • i should almost certainly stop mentioning it

                        because it invariably gets taken as a joke, and i understand how your mum jokes work and all and no one's actually saying that they kissed my actual mother, just in this thread i was mentioning something to do with my actual mother, and something about the fact that i used the past tense and they used the present tense made me feel like it was worth saying

                        alcxxk @alcxxk | 23 Nov '12, 16:26 | X
                        • also, sorry to do all this after that time i unnecessarily bummed you out about kirsty maccoll that time

                          alcxxk @alcxxk | 23 Nov '12, 16:31 | X
                          • jesus.

                            will send you a note.

                            Shitbags.

                            Si_Badvibes @alcxxk | 23 Nov '12, 17:50 | X
                      • Yeah sorry I didn't know how else to back out of the joke

                        Icarus-Smicarus @alcxxk | 23 Nov '12, 18:31 | X
                        • no worries - that's what i figured

                          was just a bit confused that everyone found it funny. not that it's NOT FUNNY, just that i didn't see it as anything other than you backing out of the joke. sounds like im criticising your humour but i'm not.
                          anyway, i understand i dont have a good sense of humour on the subject. sorry to bum everyone out

                          alcxxk @Icarus-Smicarus | 24 Nov '12, 01:11 | X
      • this post has a resounding sadness, reminiscent of

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAgZnLMdGIo

        Darcy @alcxxk | 22 Nov '12, 22:55 | X
        • funny, cos right now i'm listening to this

          http://herparents.bandcamp.com/track/what-is-your-dad-called

          alcxxk @Darcy | 22 Nov '12, 22:59 | X
          • Have both of your parents passed away?

            Darcy @alcxxk | 22 Nov '12, 23:03 | X
            • nah

              but that song's a) based on a DiS thread and b) features me shouting about my dad's name

              alcxxk @Darcy | 22 Nov '12, 23:05 | X
              • I....have no idea how that relates to my post,

                might be the whisky though.

                Darcy @alcxxk | 22 Nov '12, 23:09 | X
                • oh, it's a song, like your post is

                  and it actually features my dad, who i used to kiss on the lips

                  alcxxk @Darcy | 22 Nov '12, 23:25 | X
                  • *used to kissing on the lips

                    inside-outside @alcxxk | 23 Nov '12, 12:46 | X
                    • idgi

                      alcxxk @inside-outside | 23 Nov '12, 12:57 | X
                      • who you're used to kissing on the lips

                        inside-outside @alcxxk | 24 Nov '12, 20:22 | X
    • you know what WAS a bit mingin

      when Ozzy used to tongue kiss his dogs on The Osbournes. I think a line was crossed there. I suppose he was out of his mind on prescription drugs.

      mug_mug_mug | 22 Nov '12, 22:58 | X
      • does that mean all your boyfriend's have kissed your dad

        by default?

        xheathenx @wishpig | 23 Nov '12, 17:41 | X
        • *boyfriends

          rogue apostrophe.

          xheathenx @xheathenx | 23 Nov '12, 17:42 | X
      • I used to bite my little sisters bum when she was little.

        *shrugs*

        sophiacherryx | 23 Nov '12, 09:27 | X
        • AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

          untrue @sophiacherryx | 23 Nov '12, 14:34 | X
      • My girlfriend's mum kisses her on the lips.

        Her mum's fucking hot as well. Little bit jealous if I'm honest.

        GetOffMyLawn | 23 Nov '12, 09:29 | X
        • Agreed.

          Now where's that thread where pocketmouse extolled the virtues of getting naked with your family...

          Darcy @wishpig | 23 Nov '12, 09:37 | X
          • :D

            http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4274301

            deadonthestairs @Darcy | 23 Nov '12, 10:29 | X
            • ive just skimmed this and SICK

              inside-outside @deadonthestairs | 23 Nov '12, 12:54 | X
        • Well my girlfriend and her family are from a different country/culture...

          ...where apparently it's common for families to do that.

          But, y'know, maybe we should all adhere to YOUR personal definitions of what is wrong and right all of the time. Would limit confusion for sure.

          GetOffMyLawn @wishpig | 23 Nov '12, 09:45 | X
          • You is gonna need some savlon for that boy

            http://0.tqn.com/d/firstaid/1/0/l/D/-/-/KathrynHarper2ndBurnArm.jpg

            Songs_about_ducking @wishpig | 23 Nov '12, 09:55 | X
            Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
            • Heh.

              Yeah as burns go, it's pretty decent.

              I remain unbothered mind.

              GetOffMyLawn @Songs_about_ducking | 23 Nov '12, 09:59 | X
          • Poland?

            We have a polish friend and she says that everyone kisses each cheek then once on the mouth. Her boyfriend found this out when he went to Poland and her mum smacked one on her.

            meowington @GetOffMyLawn | 23 Nov '12, 09:56 | X
            • Not Poland, but similar.

              wishpig said it's not on in any instance though so you better tell them all that!

              GetOffMyLawn @meowington | 23 Nov '12, 10:01 | X
        • Yep, find this a bit creepy.

          Also when babies learn to kiss and you see a Mum say "give me a kiss" to the baby, and the baby opens their mouth and the Mum kisses their tongue. Just weird.

          msmonipenni | 23 Nov '12, 09:42 | X
          • Uuurgh! That's odd!

            My boy just turned two and woke me up the other morning with a sloppy wet kiss on the lips, I got his cold soon after. Christmas is cancelled.

            amyblue @msmonipenni | 23 Nov '12, 09:52 | X
          • Unless the baby is covered in food or snot, I don't see a problem with this.

            The baby doesn't know how to kiss so you can either not recieve a kiss from your baby ever or just get a little bit of slobber.

            meowington @msmonipenni | 23 Nov '12, 09:58 | X
            • I love the way you think the baby's technique is the problem

              untrue @meowington | 23 Nov '12, 14:36 | X
              • :D

                deadonthestairs @untrue | 23 Nov '12, 14:37 | X
                xheathenx this'd this
              • If you're going to teach your kids something

                best to teach them how to do it properly.

                xheathenx @untrue | 23 Nov '12, 17:40 | X
        • My fiancé's Mum always goes for a kiss on the lips instead of the cheek

          It's well weird. It's made even worse by the fact that we both wear glasses so get that horrible awkward frame clash every time too.

          Smee | 23 Nov '12, 10:01 | X
          • She does it to everyone by the way

            And everyone powers on through to the cheek but she isn't perturbed by this, she carries on straining to get you on the lips as you move over to the cheek. No shame.

            Smee @Smee | 23 Nov '12, 10:04 | X
        • I used to kiss my parents on the lips when I was a kid

          I don't think its weird. You're not using tongues, you're just showing affection.

          meowington | 23 Nov '12, 10:02 | X
        • Kissing your kids is certainly unusual, but then so is sexualising other peoples' relationships with their kids

          So in conclusion: everyone is a paedo.

          Si_Badvibes | 23 Nov '12, 10:06 | X
        • What like skinhead parents?

          Cementimental | 23 Nov '12, 10:37 | X
          anal_schwarzenegger and mug_mug_mug this'd this
          • :D

            joeymahone @Cementimental | 23 Nov '12, 10:54 | X
            thewarn, poptimusgrime, and Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
          • *mulls over OP*

            oh :D

            incandenza_ @Cementimental | 23 Nov '12, 13:19 | X
        • i love you guys sometimes.

          meths | 23 Nov '12, 10:42 | X
          Cementimental, deadonthestairs, and incandenza_ this'd this
        • Classic repressed British cunts, the lots of you (except alcxxk and sexybum)

          PickledOeuf | 23 Nov '12, 12:48 | X
          • Shut it, Max Knobroom

            Si_Badvibes @PickledOeuf | 23 Nov '12, 12:56 | X
            • Ahem

              TV to friends.

              PickledOeuf @Si_Badvibes | 23 Nov '12, 12:56 | X
              • TV?

                Si_Badvibes @PickledOeuf | 23 Nov '12, 13:02 | X
                • transvestite

                  or tiny vagina, depeding on how much you wish to upset me.

                  PickledOeuf @Si_Badvibes | 23 Nov '12, 13:03 | X
        • If they have pubiscus

          not on lips you kiss kiss
          if not
          not grot

          Balonz | 23 Nov '12, 12:59 | X
          • if trousers semen stained

            to kiss would be deranged
            if shorts are clean and pure
            get kissing like midge ure (ie on the lips)

            thewarn @Balonz | 23 Nov '12, 13:01 | X
            • <3

              PickledOeuf @thewarn | 23 Nov '12, 13:04 | X
              incandenza_ this'd this
            • why do you have to rhyme everything with Midge Ure?

              ohgood @thewarn | 24 Nov '12, 02:53 | X
        • but what about this

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrYL3rMNuMI&feature=g-logo-xit

          cat_race | 23 Nov '12, 14:38 | X
          • face up ass content within

            cat_race @cat_race | 23 Nov '12, 14:47 | X
            • nobody at all finds this

              cat_race @cat_race | 23 Nov '12, 16:38 | X
          • what the wtf

            gonad @cat_race | 23 Nov '12, 17:46 | X
        • Kissing their nips and stuff

          untrue | 23 Nov '12, 15:12 | X
          • bit full on, as a greeting

            84joe @untrue | 23 Nov '12, 16:58 | X
        • Thank heaven for little girls

          For little girls get bigger every day
          Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who.

          - Current HSBC ad lyrics

          Bit insensitive in the current climate.

          in_limbo | 23 Nov '12, 17:54 | X
        • There's this ad on TV here for some breakfast cereal or other, I think it's Nutri-Grain

          which involves a mum and her 16-yr-old son. She feeds him the Nutri-Grain and then stands & watches while he does all these brawny acts of strength. His shirt is off, he's lifting heavy objects out of her way etc, and he keeps giving her this LOOK which suggests "Yeah, you like to watch me, huh bitch?"

          She for her part is a total babe, and stands there watching him with what I guess is supposed to be maternal feeling, but it just looks like pure unadulterated slavering cougar desire. All just out-of-control Freudian as fuck.

          blisters | 24 Nov '12, 02:13 | X
          • sounds hot

            inside-outside @blisters | 24 Nov '12, 20:26 | X
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