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I will never abbreviate Coleslaw to "Slaw". Fuck that.
How about you?
actually just anything that Theo says.
Excellace also. Okay with awfulsome though
I'm still trying to make that a thing.
I wnat to kill myself constantly. I might just do it.
As soon as she said "shamazing" on the X Factor, it was inevitable that someone would take it one terrible step further.
Shamefully amazing with balls?
I will ask her to say it for you x
In any situation
Nobody should say geek chic or shabby chic though
One called *Chic*
seeing that written down makes me feel like zxcvbnm or a Daily Mail journalist.
I'm changing to *that's golf, man*.
is ACTUALISE a word?
You got some major cob on about me today and I dunno why.
but feel free not to use them either
They're definitely not words
That's a perfectly cromulent word.
meaning Covent Garden
"I'm going into Central." "I was in Central today." No no NO.
Only said by dickheads.
about how that's actually a thing. They don't believe me. They even joke about it now. Like "Where we going then No Ho? AHAHAHA".
Whilst it might be shit, it is a thing. IT'S A FUCKING THING.
... if you live in New York City.
but i don't want to libel anyone now.
I will definitely never say that.
to 'The Wife' if they later get married.
so this is the thread where all of the really interesting people are hiding out.
Cause no one would say that about anyone on DiS.
I love your gilet!
I love your Canterbury jogging bottoms!
I love your Toms!
I love your elastic cuff drop-crotch carrot fit jeans!
Wear a real shoe!
I'd say this.
That's sick man (meaning 'cool')
See also when people try to make a saying happen.
I remember someone trying to make it a thing and I cant' remember if it was on here, someone I know or from a TV show.
it's orson fuckin welles
I'll never say I like Millwall
was a cracking read!
whatever i post you'll say i just said it
people say it, i've heard them.
It makes me so angry I haven't checked if it's already been done.
someone really hates police procedurals, huh
It's a hip and happening re-branding for the kids.
decided 'brainstorm' would offend people who have epilepsy.
PC gone mad.
when they mean *email*
So I withdrew all of my money and ran away.
good lad otherwise
not sure why people who'd never use the other words listed above think this one's ok.
God I hate that
like cheese slaw or broccoli slaw
I'm seriosuly flagging
because I don't have a vagina and i'm not a catastrophic fuckberk (this is STOLEN but it's so amazing I don't care.)
as in chill out
Turd. Hate these words.
by and large, if you don't have a playful enough relationship with language that you can use a lot of these, then you're a cunt. Hi!
and i will certainly never refer to them as 'ice'
can't get much lower than that.
At the end of a sentence. This is exclusively for dicks.
It does look big in that
It does look big in that dress
If I were exclaiming about said player making a surprise comeback at the King Power Stadium (stupid fuckin name btw) I would make an exception.
I will also never refer to ''that'' TV programme as Towie
"Political correctness gone mad!"
I once lived for six months with a sad, fat, lonely, eating-disordered girl who papered it all over with forced jollity and had the full vocabulary of totes amazeballs, whatevs etc. But the one that really made me want to kill myself was Crimbo.
What does that even fucking mean.
I could care less
or you could say it sarcastically. either was it's pretty easy to grasp.
No I can't come out for a drink, TOWIE's on tonight.
My divorce solicitor said this in a meeting I had with him. He's 50 years old.
FUCK RIGHT OFF
We was going