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if not, why not?
There. Happy now?
and are now less cool and more a quite clear sign of someone being a sex offender.
Which is gong to make it very hard for me to pull, considering everybody in the world has one now.
and then we can be together <3
I'd still be with my boyfriend from 1996.
except he's known as Big Shug roon here.
I don't have one because I don't think they look right for my job. Got some leave coming up and then it is Christmas so might regrow my September/October beard.
Especially on younger men.
I mean, it's alright if you work in a bar or do someting else that's completely unskilled, but if you're a shirt & tie man, a beard's a big no-no.
I've worked at places that don't allow facial hair. In fact, it's quite common.
Talking out of your arse.
(professional places, etc).
same with visible tattoos, piercings, etc, even long hair. at least three different places i've worked at insist on this sort of stuff.black eyes, too. if you can't be arsed, punch yourself in the face.
I've yet to see guidance on facial hair. I think most would take a balanced approach if you've got a fairly neat beard as opposed to some kind of permanent Movember piss-take.
I also work in a professional place. I'm a reporter so I meet quite a few 'customers'. I have a beard, and I've also twice turned up to work with a black eye and I've never been sanctioned for it.
because the rustling against the microphone puts off the people trying to do their telephone banking
You're allowed a beard, but not stubble. Might just result in people booking time off to grow one though.
so long as you have a facial hair-net to stop bits falling into the chips.
i'm thinking of shaving it off and getting a nice tidy yet suspiciously naziesque haircut
haven't shaved in a while
they look a bit stupid on men under 40 who aren't gigantic Swedish defenders
Because I shaved this morning.
Ah've wee tip fur you though hen tae get tha sack'ay baws back, this left me greetin' by tha wa wae laughter when ah did this tha first time so mind and prepare yersel fae a chuckle.
Dinnae shave yer legs fur 4 days, he will'nae notice if ye just gee him ham-shandies fur a few days, say yer ahn yer blob ahn he will'nae go near yer bottom hof. Then ahn tha fourth day ah growth get him pished oot his focking nut ahn voddie ahn special brew then when thah cont is asleep rub yer legs al'ooer his face, tha cont will wake up lookin' like ah focking paedo HAW HAW HAW Yah pure dancer, ah've done this aboot 14 times ahn tha pricks ahlways shaves fur you haw haw haw ahm pure made up jus finking aboot tha conts focking mashed up coupon.
Yer Welcom' Hun, enjoy yet wee giggle.
SAY YER AHN YER BLOB AHN HE'LL NAE GO NEAR YER BOTTOM HOF
Going to let it grow for a laugh until January when I get my plastic surgery
It looks good in the autumn but summer is gonna be a problem.
but looked like a tramp