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specifically helping people move house. think i would enjoy that
Would you like to help me move a trunk?
Dealing with highly stressed people? Sounds great
i will get a paint and write "reMOVING the stress" on the van
they had like special padded wrapping for putting breakable mirrors and things in and gloves
doesn't make enough money to do it full-time, so he ends up having to do bits of other work to make ends meet. doesn't sound much fun
said i had the worst TV he'd ever moved. thought he was gonna keel over. can't imagine it's much of a fun job.
he should just be in a good mood and compliment your tv. the industry needs me
it's bulky and heavy and there's nowhere good to hold onto it
lovely old tele come into my van please
Remember how shit and NOT FUN it was?
Now imagine doing it every day forever. Sounds pretty rubbish.
but not i just think maybe it would be great!
or maybe there isn't
so it is
or would superhans sue you?
but it might look a bit weird if they're square
I like that.
I worked for him for a week this one time ding deliveries. It's fucking brilliant being a white van man. FUCKING BRILLIANT
i've already designed the logo for the van
there's be so much money around it won't be a problem
I woudl not like to do house or office moves. Unles I was was the one left watching the van amnd smoking tabs and reading teh Star while you guys all shifted ass.
you're good at both those things aren;t you?
like find clients and that
totally. It's probably what I excel at. Drumming up business. Keeping my clients satisified. KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
just like, making sure everything gets moved properly and not smashed
we are brawns
you get jobs
we take cardigans off and do some liftings
Asked why I was moving, told him I'd broken up with my girlfriend. He nodded sympathetically and said "You see those two to windows across street? Helped a girl move in there last week. Just moved here for work. Very pretty. Maybe you are interested?"
Imagine that first conversation.
Because to be honest this guy was tough to beat.