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Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Erm....something by Lenin and McCarthy perhaps?
No. I guess not. I'll sign off now.
keepin it highbrow
is it is still just a page of text emailed to you?
my favourite was about (i think) s******** s******* asking some groupie to ."work the shaft, cup the balls".
because all proper tea is theft
No. Vladimir Putin
it is German. it is horrible.
Because he freed rich angels.
I could sell that to Eddie Murphy or someone. Too good for you guys.
Vlad answered the door and said that the Joe couldn't make it due to unforeseen family problems but to be honest i think he was just Stalin.
FYI he likes it when the master, Len, is at home.
(again, he has a master called Len)
*searches for royters picture*
because they are afraid of falling asleep with a fan on
but then I saw that you already had.
also, i'm thoroughly enjoying this thread
I don't hold very high hopes that my Heidegger quip will ever get a laugh ):
kim's young eel
He's loving Engels instead.
it took me a while to open and she started getting all irrational and angry, shouting at me. I couldn't really get annoyed with her though, it was just the pre-minstrel tension.