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Some people just ooze that kind of stuff (ew)
I can't even wink
george osbourne to george clooney
but your user-name has always oozed sex-appeal in my mind.
If so I have a lot.
I think if you like arrogant men (and who doesn't) I can be pretty sexy when my tail is up, so to speak.
But generally, don't think so. and really not at all at the moment.
*trips over own feet*
and often how much the other person has been drinking too.
I'm a right 10:00 princess
I'm short, fat, uncharisimatic and have a tiny johnson.
I didn't get any
after that crazy dribble for Milan.
Shall we go out and pull boys (sorry, MEN)next week then?
I want somebody who will tell me to shut the fuck up when I'm being annoying, not somebody to take me to meet his parents on the third date (as happened last week).
MEN. We need MEN.
Shut the fuck UP
make of that what you will.
What were your parents thinking?!
Parents don't choose surnames, do they.
EVERYONE! LOOK WHAT DOTS SAID!
What wonders is she sitting on
cos i'm really awkward but i hide that by maintaining eye contact so they think i'm confident but quiet, which is sxy as fvck cos it's what ryan gosling does. Helps that i'm as good looking too (ladies?).
When i'm with people i like i'm a bumbling dork though.
When I really like someone, I'm the klutziest, most unsexy idiot in the world.
I'm surprised this hasn;t turned into a bitch/circle jerk. I think this means we;re all growing as people.
Shit. No shit.
So that's OK
I manage to pull some people that I don't honestly know HOW, and then there are other people that I relaly like and who ought to be atainable but who think i'm horrid. Average/ mixed, is the answer to this one.
Much hotter women than should be feasible/fair/logical/sane think quite a lot. I am not going to persuade them otherwise in case they go "oh fuck, you're right! see ya!"
that i don't consider myself to have that kind of appeal, and have therefore been consistently surprised when awesome women take an interest in me. capice?
some of the most handsome/ beautiful men/women I know have very little sex appeal. Which makes me hopeful.
I have *some*.
but that's when I haven't been dodging the gym, my hair is just right, I'm calm and all the planets align. plus my voice can fluctuate from neurotic choir boy to husky librarian.
so most of the time, George from the Famous Five (would like to appear masculine, but actually a bit of a girl).
Geography teachers are smoking hot babes by and large, don't worry about it
Cos this is apparently my type.
How many fleeces do you own? Call me.
I'm not calling you. Last time I did that you threatened to call the cops. THIS IS TRUE ASWELL.
The brown and orange affair?
I only threatened to call the cops cos I didn't know about the fleeces. Forgive me.
At least we wouldnt clash I guess
Lacy bum bags and that yeah?
not gonna lie
I've just given away my National Geographic fleece. I didn't know there was a DiS club!
So yeah probably more than any of you
I can't honestly think of one person ive met who dislikes me.
Sexually though who knows, I'm too polite to ask.
However, this market is astonishingly niche, and composed of nutjobs and I haven't infiltrated this market in five years.
People who fancy me tend to REALLY fancy me, everyone else vomits on sight.
but that don't mean i can't be sexy
She thought I was having a stroke.
Make of that what you will
doo de dooodle do