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I'm maybe seeing it later on. I havebn't decided. I['m out tonihgt with an old flame form my uni days, so we'll see.....
Also, number 2 told me he loved me last night. The one you met at the pub. 8 days into our non-exclusive relationship. Sio now I need to run, obviously.
Wahhhahahaah. this is all your fault.
good luck with that
It was going well, but now he's marked himself out to be too soft for me, or a lunatic.
Was he really drunk and emtional? If not, time for the heave ho.
He just loves me.
YOu might have got the imperssoin when I saw you yestereday that I wasn't too sure about thewre this was going. I suspected he might be a bit... clingy.
fuck being poor.
It's free entry and free beer you momo (and BYOB if you're not wanting beer.)
We won't judge you.
I remember when, as an pimple faced teen, I told someone I loved them when I actually meant "I think you're super cool- lets continue spending time together". Then I had to keep saying I loved stuff to try to play down the emphasis I apparently put on the word. AWWWWWKWAAAARRRD.
H estarte dby saying i really really like you. And then he said 'fallig for you' and when we wer in bed after, you know, he said the big l. I think he was just abit carried away in the moment. He has been a bit sheepish today. I wnat to give him the benefit of the doubt because he's great. BUt i know in my heart that guys like that have a limited shelf life for me. Shame. Maybe I can be different this time :)
I will start by definitely not kissing my old housemate from uni who is taking me to dinner an dwho I have not seen in something like ten years. WAAAH.
sayings from men are totally bollocks. We have less control of what we say than when we've been out on an all day bender or whatever it is men do I only drink spirits and wine IN MODERATION (calm yourselves girls)
It felt like he was bulding up to it a bit beforehand though, which is what's worrying me. But we were having a very cosy night and he maybe just felt a bit swept away. And then I made his entire being explode in bed and he said something stupid. Yes, I'm gong with this :)
But let's all assume I did and it was hilarious.
but mainly because I haven't seen many cocks in the flesh, not because I've got a gigantic wanger or anything.
Or have I...?
Seriously, knee length
who had the full twelve inches. How do you compete with that, eh?
pants off, erect cock sword fight type scenario.
to knock it out of my hand
and this is the only situation ever when two men will have their cocks out and erect at the same that this advice will be relevant.
Then I had ever seen in my whole life up to that point.
cocks are quite varied.
His nickname was Big Bob which I thought was due to his lack of height...
[* feel free to add your own shuttle-cock punchline]
Freakish length, terrifying girth.
It's ruined his sex life.
Guy who used to send me ridiculous photographs of his massive (and I mean massive) penis - it was 10inches long. Anyway we had a drunken kiss years ago, and he put my hand on top of his jeans. The bulge kept going down his leg. It was unnerving.
and one morning, whilst I was eating breakfast, getting ready for work he sent a 'Hi how are you' trivial text. I said I was fine and continued eating my cereal, the next second I get this pic of a fully erect member. I threw the phone in shock at my housemate. She looked and squealed. I genuinely thought he must have sent it to the wrong person, so I just ignored it and pretended it didn't happen. Later on that day he text saying:"Oh so you didn't like the pic"
At least, I don't. Don't see a point. 'Oh look it's a penis' The end.
I wonder what runs through a guys head during the time it takes him to get his phone and post, frame, snap and send it?
the camera pans down the bulge and follows it out of the trouser leg to surprise alien tentacle
I think it was when we were drunk in greenwich. Had any good ones recently?
Nope nothing recently. He did try and start up his sexy email talk a few months back, it's boring now so I just ignore him. Only so many times you can read about how he wants to see how his big cock would look in my hands/mouth (YAWN)
Out of curiosity, have any of the straight males ever seen another man's erect penis *live* so to speak? I haven't and I feel I might be missing out.
The mechanics of hugecocks, I think, make it pretty hard for them to go full-bone, so I think that counts as fully tumescent.
You're not missing much.
i guess as i've never seen a real life erect cock in real life, apart from mine, mine's the biggest i've ever seen? cos i've never seen one flaccid that's as big as mine erect?
Biggest cock I've seen in prison? I don't want to talk about it.
I mean him.
Off you pop.
I've managed to get onto twitter and take it down. I thnk.
so I've seen some black dudes junk... but there was this one Jewish dude...was like 8 or 9 inches on the hang.
Now, I do the expandibility-extrapolation based on my own and I conclude this Jew must be able to fuck and get a blowjob at the same time.
And then I take two steps back. Cos I'm scared. Obv.
Gotta have a system.
pretty much all women who've experienced chaps with huge cocks say the experiences weren't pleasant.
<something about all of your mums>
Anyway, what does it matter? Sex is something women let men do to them in return for physical, emotional and financial security, innit, so as long as it fits in, stays in and you get there in the end, sod it.
<dons bowler hat, lights pipe>
not your half-cocked social theorising.
the micropenis community is lucky to have such an eloquent champion
when it's flaccid it barely exists.
on a really cold day it's comparable to an outie bellybutton.
when erect, though, JESUS, what a weapon!
As I've explained countless times over the years, the old chap is bang average.
And now, having posted about rimming meths and admitting I have an middling penis, I bid you all a good weekend.
Oh DiS I'm disappointed on you.
don't care, I'm a lesbian really.
it was mad. like he'd sown a big scarf to his scrote.