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Vagina.
anything said remotely loudly invites disgusted stares
"Know your place you fucking pig" is fine
if you shout THEO three times in a public bathroom, he legs it out of a stall and out into the world, hiding his shame with a fleece.
and I'm not afraid who knows it
i think one of pinback was in them
With a picture of a goblin with a giant cock snaking across the floor. Top top band
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_Cock
yes, I had to search for 'GOBLIN COCK' on a work computer.
I was once playing Scattergories at a small house party with people I'd never met before. With the category "Vices" and the letter "B", I suddenly blurted out, "BABOON FISTING!"
You can probably imagine what sort of reaction that got.
Amazing.
Two hundred, but you'll need your own inner tube
Seems OK as it is though
less likely to get a disgusted look, more one of concern towards anyone near you (or your children)
THE WORLD ECONOMY IS BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR, BUT THEY ARE NOT LETTING ANYONE KNOW THAT OR DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT
TITWANK
TRICKLE-DOWN!
JISM!
MICHAEL HESELTINE
Supply side economics
BIN LADEN!
MITT ROMNEY
skidmarks!
This is England
anything said remotely loudly invites disgusted stares
No, I'm Spartacus
A ROOM FOR ROMEO BRASS
JIMMY SAVILLE
DISCHARGE
PLEB
Whereas
"Know your place you fucking pig" is fine
QUANTITATIVE EASING
THEO!
*shudder*
if you shout THEO three times in a public bathroom, he legs it out of a stall and out into the world, hiding his shame with a fleece.
*pub loo
GERONIMOOOOOOO
SEBASTIAN, DARLING, COME TO MUMMY!
I'm a DISser
and I'm not afraid who knows it
COCKGOBLIN!
haha
there was a band called GOBLIN COCK
i think one of pinback was in them
Theyve got an amazing album
With a picture of a goblin with a giant cock snaking across the floor. Top top band
this one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_Cock
yes, I had to search for 'GOBLIN COCK' on a work computer.
it's creepy joe!
End-Of-Year List
True story
I was once playing Scattergories at a small house party with people I'd never met before. With the category "Vices" and the letter "B", I suddenly blurted out, "BABOON FISTING!"
You can probably imagine what sort of reaction that got.
:D
Amazing.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Two hundred, but you'll need your own inner tube
Just realised that most of this post disappeared when I clicked Post Reply
Seems OK as it is though
MOISTENED GUSSET
COWABUNGA
PUDENDA!
I've got Madeline McCann!!!!
Controversial.
Rylan
CUNTBUBBLE
FUCK KNUCKLES
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM
CUNTFLAPS
BEEF CURTAINS
what the hell is up with you?!1
PAEDO!
less likely to get a disgusted look, more one of concern towards anyone near you (or your children)
VIRGIN
WE ARE ALL DOOMED! CANT YOU SEE THAT YET?
THE WORLD ECONOMY IS BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR, BUT THEY ARE NOT LETTING ANYONE KNOW THAT OR DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT