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my office is pretty big and it has two rotating doors, and also a key card for entrance. Yet the coffee machine is a crock of shit.
I think there has to be a really overly extravagant office for the CEO too, and board rooms with tables about twice the size of a snooker table. And everything is mahogany.
the office was awful. big and full of shit people and big desks and stuff
but did you start the financial crisis?
i just caused the good times and then i left and then bad times
I had some soup the other day from one of these dickhead companies (it was on offer in Asda) and it was lush but the amount of cutesy bullshit on it means I will *NEVER* purchase one at full price EVER.
FUCK YOU HIPPY BUSINESSMEN
Fucking super cunts of the worst kind, and as soon as they stop selling two big cartons for a fiver than I'm going to boycott the cunting fuck out of them.
now co-owned by Coca-Cola
not wholly owned but i think they have about 50-60% so yeah (assuming we're talking about innocent)
The other pseudo-hippy marketing bellends who put chirpy, sweet, cutesy little things on their bottles of pulped fruit which they then sell two big cartons of for a fiver.
Or at least it was when my company made some horrible corporate film about it years ago. Like fake-retro-faded imaginary sports team/number t-shirts it's inexplicably STILL AROUND like 5 years longer than it could have reasonably expected to still be fashionable
if their stuff is good and cheap : EVILMEGACORP
if their stuff is shit and expensive: fluffy and nice-corps
And then bogling to Hannah's Field to work out the beanburger farts from dinner.
would be interesting to see what their readership is like (numbers-wise).
However I did just download a sample issue and the cartoon on page five made me want to strangle the computer.
Or the book that was compiled from the articles.
it's easier that way
Brush some croissant crumbs off my lap - political act
Attempt to say Frankenstein in the voice of Christopher Walken - political act
Think about the dream I had the other night where it was socially acceptable to fart in public, in fact it was encouraged, so I farted and woke myself up - political act
This has the dual benefit of leaving my value judgments in the hands of a third party, and providing me with legal basis to hate on Microsoft.
BUT NO GUYS PLEASE BE MY GUEST AND GO RIGHT AHEAD WITH A BUNCH OF 'DUMB HIPPIES GET A JOB SUCH HYPOCTIRES PROTESTING AGAINST OCCUPY WALL STREETS BUT THEY DRINK COFEE LOL HIPSTERS!!"