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Fun toy banned because of three stupid dead kids
Quote mark fail. Anyway, you get the idea. GO.
Black Man Asks Nation For Change
Oh Wait, Never Mind
*just linked that as a testament to the number of times that article has been posted on this board.
But I love the comma in US news headlines. "Man loses pants, life" etc.
New President Feels Nation's Pain, Breasts
I giggle every time
My favourite line is One of the gang said “Give me your owl,” and adopted a boxing pose..
I also like how the only thing the PC is quoted as saying is: 'This is a really odd incident'.
3:31 PM on 26/10/2012
A few things about this;
1. Where did they get the owl from in the first place? It's not like you can just saunter up to a Pet Shop nowadays and buy and owl (Thank you very Much John Major, but I digress) The poor baby owl was probably snatched by these two "innocent" thugs from its mother's nest whist she was out finding food for him and returned to find no baby owl, Victim? Mother Owl not Yobbish Cradle Snatchers.
2. Why wasn't the RSPB (Royal Society for the Protection of Birds) phoned IMMEDIATELY when the police found about about the theft of a baby owl? How do we know the so called "Attackers" hadn't spotted these "innocent" thugs stealing the baby owl from mother owls Nest? Answer = we cannot. These brave men who tried to get the owl back home should get Medals and Keys to the city (possibly even RSPB Lifetime memberships)
3. "... because the bird had not been vaccinated" This Baby Owl is sick, he hasnt been given the medication he so obviously gets from his mother owl, these "innocent" yobbos have taken sick baby from owl. I really hope their actions havent caused baby owl any more sickness, as they say a small cough can turn into a full DISEASE.
Judge Verdict? Well If i was the Judge (I am not a Judge I am afraid, Yet) I would Arrest the Two who stole the Baby Owl and put them in Jail for 3-5 years. They obviously have not learned morals from their families and need a new family in jail to teach them to stop the stealing.
the Laura Bush and pornography in the woods ones are pure gold
but last night they tweeted, "'You Want Me? Come And Fucking Get Me,' Rain-Soaked Bloomberg Last Heard Screaming From New York Harbor" and it made me laugh SO MUCH
but that video is incredible :D
See also Nora Jones to Release Debut Album For A Third Time
but they're all still perfect
www.clickhole.com - which takes the mickey in a very funny way out of all of the clickbait sites currently poisoning the internet...
The story is brilliant as well.
"Unless a compromise can be reached soon, the entire nation's thang could be in serious jeopardy."
"I called those sons of bitches into my office one by one and made them hand over their badges and guns," Los Angeles Police Department chief William J. Bratton said. "I know deep down that McCluskey's a good man, but he needs to shape up or ship out. Same goes for Conroy, McAdams, Peterman, Black, Grimwald, Tobias, Keating, and McAllister."
"The officers' darkest moment reportedly came in November 1992, when they shot and killed three dozen children who darted out of a dark alley holding toy guns. Following the incident, Henderson traveled to the San Pedro, CA marina where all 34 officers docked their houseboats."