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major system issues at work so looks like im in here all night. REALLY need to get home :(
what are you upto?
i love half terms.
I've done piss all at work today thanks to some jumped up wood carving criticising my efforts to my immediate superior while I was sat there, he didn't even look at me. Really knocked the wind out of my sails, the prick.
Meeting bro & sis at barbecoa later. Working within 1 mile of your richer siblings has tasty advantages.
£5.50. yep, £5.50. too expensive. football should be £2, tops. pretty disgusted, actually
they did £1.80 pints of Carling (fine after an hours running about) though so if you had a pint it worked out ok.
not sure if it's the cold or I'm being punished for eating nothing but pish all weekend
Someone I know made this for a friend, guide with shit to do in Berlin and that:
I'm going to be finding those little green cunts for weeks.
Very excited because whilst my mates here are nice, my mates back home are much more fun and less hassle to spend time with.
Hello. Did you have fun at JPNDRDS?
due to being shit with trains though i had to stay in manchester until 7.45am so on the advice of scout i went to Kraak and hung there and met martin and some new people. It was good actually but i worked a 12 hour shift the next day and i was very tired.
Idiot. If I'd have known Id have put you in touch with someone!
he chose the Martin/staying out all night option though which I think was a good one :)
Having a glass of perfectly serviceable Chilean Cab Sauvignon.
but am also having a glass of perfectly serviceable Cabernet Sauvignon (mines South African though)
How do people have time to have friends?
Going to watch more Bond. My housemate has just done a 'Ross from Friends' and needs cheering up with beers while he figures out how badly it's going to fuck everything up. So it's Goldeneye and TWINE and a lot of beer.
Did he sleep with someone whilst they were on a break? Or did he say the wrong name at his wedding? Or did he get stuck in a pair of leather trousers?
revealed his undying love for a friend?
referred to karate as ka-ra-tay?
sorry to hear about your friend
Over-whitened his teeth? Had a fake tan mishap?
that it was indeed Smyth's first guess. But he is also likely to now be whiny and annoying for at least a season and a half, so markee and PO are also correct.
apart from a few biscuits and a pear, i haven't eaten anything since lunch which was almost nine hours ago D:
got a pizza in the oven now though
baked potato + epic chili be ready soon so i'm trying to not ruin my dinner by eating this entire bag of sweets.
my housemate is a lurker on DiS and you can see him lurking in this picture. he was at DAMNIT! so maybe some of you will recognise him.
my housemate was not wearing a hat at DAMNIT! i'm sure
he's good looking.
my grandma's got a nephew called alain. 95% of their contact is blank texts.
also he only does this to wind me up. He knows I hate them. WHY DAD WHY
eating some gammon and egg. Pretty limited in my choice of activities atm.
ROCK AND ROLL
got rung up by a crazy person today and it shocked me so much i started crying and didn't even realise.
also it's been snowing all weekend.
i guess this evening i am probably mainly going to bed, despite all my plans to be productive and/or social.
I'm listening to Beak> and talking to my cat. She says hi!
In tears because I'm leaving when my lease runs out (this is three months away), went a bit psycho because I have no views on whether the heating should be put on, and also she turned down an interview for a SEVENTEEN THOUSAND POUND A YEAR JOB WHEN SHE HAS NEVER WORKED AT 25 because IT DOESNT PAY ENOUGH. Nearly sparked her out.
She makes me feel sick because of how hopeless her situation is
you're her knight in shining helmet
she wants to ride your white stallion
I want to cry.
In tears because you're leaving - obvious
should we put the heating on - wants you to say <<I'll warm you up>>
turns down 17 grand job - wants you say <<You're worth more than that. You're priceless.>>
THANKS FOR SOWING SEEDS OF DOUBT INTO MY MIND THOUGH
don't mention it
my town has a lot of snow, and I ws inadequately prepared by having shoes with holes in the sole so my feet are wet. As is the ritual for the first snow of the season, I'm sitting on my window sill with crap Polish beer and Mark Mcguire solo albums on endless repeat.
Do people believe I'm in Poland? I notice how nobody believes evolrebel lives in Russia.
but like hell as like it's snowing in Poland, that's just fukin' ridiculous
ruptured something maybe?
what's going on
really not ready for proper winter yet
Didn't do much over the weekend due to being super-fucking-lazy, yet managed to spend way too much money :/
I might not be able to resist the urge to shout at some of the contributors
it's interesting how much people can get out of a film though if they try hard, and there's plenty of interesting little quirks. plus one guy is called geoffrey cocks
Might just go home and have a wank to that twitpic of Victoria Coren dressed as a cat.
I felt a bit shit and I rang my pal to tell her that I felt shit and then she went and suzy storytopped me before I could even whinge about how my life was terrible cos some gadge jabbed me in the arse with his knee on the metro.
SOME FRIEND SHE IS.
Hope you don't feel a bit shit for much longer.
and now I've had whiskey and I'm drunk and Monday is my no drinking day.
A half was proposed and I turned it down and proposed a full one and it all went wrong from there.
Also, shut up! Are you coming to Trof on Friday?
i will indeed ! gonna be a lot more sober this time, last month was a disgrace. looking forward to it though
I've not been to Manchester for ages, what, like 4 weeks? 5?
its a banging night and i'll be mcbained
Is everyone going to Dots and Loops on Saturday? I want to dress up, everyone dress up
good times had by all
yeah that was good, made me do a right old dance
Monday is a good day to booze a little bit. I've just find out that okcupid has a blind cat. I think my Heart just exploded.
Have a good holiday x
And now I'm going to bed.