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I get the message but its making me cringe so hard.
talk about other stuff.
astounding. do they just mean the same thing?
covered in chocolate. They're so good and I'm going to go buy myself some after work.
like whole soft boozy cherries covered in chocolate.
Pretty tough.
Stupid bird and stupid old lady for throwing bread crumbs onto the path where people were walking for this to happen.
You.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
The girl has a massive mop of blonde curls and everyone jokingly calls her 'Side-show Bob' behind her back. The guy is a ginger.
Girl: I have two spare tickets to Skyfall at 9pm on Saturday night at Hackney Picture House. £10 each… any takers?
Guy: I'll take em!
Girl: DONE! Sold to the ginger
Guy: Thanks sideshow b……..
ta.
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Just wear sunglasses and a big jacket with the sleeves rolled up.
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2010/10/1/1/enhanced-buzz-5226-1285911241-25.jpg
michael j fox in back to the future (future version) david bowie in labyrinth a yuppie with a big phone timmy mallett
and mainly because it just involves wearing a suit.
and take loads of coke
perfect
impressive commitment
if you don't have alarge 80s stuff phone - just take yr housephone with you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UVsyVLLcE
i remember going to an 80s party (dressed up) a few years ago and most people thought i hadn't bothered.
http://www.imfdb.org/images/1/13/Gta-vice-city295.jpg
http://cdn.rickey.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Hall-and-Oates.jpg
is 'a platform of understanding' an appropriate phrase to have in ones CV? it looks a bit Thick Of It, which is making me want to keep it in there.
if thats all wanky and thick of it esque then yeah, keep it
that was a waste of my time/cab money.
I think it's to make sure I do it.
Ensure this happens.
four years into my job. Apparently you're not allowed to call people cripples anymore!! And be careful not to drop on fucking boxes on your head you shit cunts.
i stole all the green triangles and have been slowly eating them all day
also i have really started some astounding topics of conversation today
outstanding
astounding. do they just mean the same thing?
Doesn't sound like you.
WAOH
got a twirl next to me waiting to be dunked in some tea.
what's the minimum amount of money you would accept to send it to me?
A guy in my office brought us hotel chocolate chocolates that are boozy cherries
covered in chocolate.
They're so good and I'm going to go buy myself some after work.
chocolate and cherries? its a no from me.
no they're really good
like whole soft boozy cherries covered in chocolate.
Just about to start judging all of the cakes.
Pretty tough.
A pigeon flew into my head
Stupid bird and stupid old lady for throwing bread crumbs onto the path where people were walking for this to happen.
bahahha
what do you call a woman with a pigeon on her head?
You.
I have my fighting dress on
Americans need to get the fuck over Halloween
I have covered our area with cobwebs and spiders.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
So this email correspondance just happened between two people in my office (cc'd to the entire company):
The girl has a massive mop of blonde curls and everyone jokingly calls her 'Side-show Bob' behind her back. The guy is a ginger.
Girl: I have two spare tickets to Skyfall at 9pm on Saturday night at Hackney Picture House. £10 each… any takers?
Guy: I'll take em!
Girl: DONE! Sold to the ginger
Guy: Thanks sideshow b……..
can you please list below some ideas for an 80s fancy dress party i am going to tomorrow?
ta.
hurry up i've got less than 12 hours to sort this out.
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Miami Vice.
Just wear sunglasses and a big jacket with the sleeves rolled up.
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2010/10/1/1/enhanced-buzz-5226-1285911241-25.jpg
or pac man
made me actually laugh out loud
adam ant
michael j fox in back to the future (future version)
david bowie in labyrinth
a yuppie with a big phone
timmy mallett
yuppie with small phone is currently a contender.
and mainly because it just involves wearing a suit.
slick back your hair
and take loads of coke
perfect
i do that every weekend anyway.
method acting
impressive commitment
if you don't have alarge 80s stuff phone - just take yr housephone with you
Risky Business - White shirt, white socks, white pants and black sunglasses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UVsyVLLcE
again, thats basically what i wear anyway.
i remember going to an 80s party (dressed up) a few years ago and most people thought i hadn't bothered.
http://www.imfdb.org/images/1/13/Gta-vice-city295.jpg
Fake tache
http://cdn.rickey.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Hall-and-Oates.jpg
kevin bacon
question 2:
is 'a platform of understanding' an appropriate phrase to have in ones CV? it looks a bit Thick Of It, which is making me want to keep it in there.
you've only got 12 hours to find a neon green sleeping bag and some yellow facepaint. get to it!
CV is priority no. 1 at this stage.
i tend to tailor mine to the language of the job spec
if thats all wanky and thick of it esque then yeah, keep it
went all the way to the doctors today and got a prescription for painkillers I can buy over the counter anyway
that was a waste of my time/cab money.
I just got a text from Bamos saying that he'd instructed his girlfriend to squeeze my boobs.
What a way to ruin a nice suprise.
I know!
I think it's to make sure I do it.
He did add:
Ensure this happens.
I've just had three hours of induction training
four years into my job. Apparently you're not allowed to call people cripples anymore!! And be careful not to drop on fucking boxes on your head you shit cunts.
oh yeah i was just thinking how there really isn't enough preachy slutshaming around halloween time