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thinly veiled i go to football
Scottish Footballs are hard
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the PA splutters/ stops working and everyone cheers
but it's actually hit the side netting
not moousee. that doesn't interest me
and celebrating an offside goal. Applies to players and fans.
as if they weren't shitting themselves at the prospect of letting a goal in two seconds earlier.
Fat stewards falling over.
Never seen a player spend so much time and energy during a game trying to get some bantz going with the opposition fans. He's brilliant.
0-10 minutes: "We'll sing on our own/This is a library"
10-20 minutes: "Shall we sing a song for you?/Shh"
20-30 minutes: "Your support is fucking shit"
And then when they do make some noise, ironic applause and "We forgot that you were here".
Remember Donny fans singing that at us once, presume they were being ironic
Was a bit rich coming from Wolves fans though.
this has happened to ozzie owl a couple of times
loses it until he goes bright red lloking on the verge of a cardic arrest hurling a volley of expletives at player / manager / ref / chicken farmers
Girlfriend always fit and disinterested (but wearing a club shirt/scarf)
caalm down. caaalm dooown
and still enjoyed the post
and singing that "this is a shithole, i want to go home" song.
uncultured centre-back attempts least mobile overhead kick of all time in opposition penalty area as he side searches for late equaliser.
irrespective of the outcome
Theres only one Jerry Edwards.
The two best ones I have seen.
Everton fans with a tinfoil FA Cup went dancing around the pitch, pursuing stewards falling over left, right and centre, until eventually these lads fell over too.
First game of this season - youth goes to run on the pitch, got as far as the astro turf behind the ad boards, slipped over and went head first into the advert :D
Gets me every time
ALL OF YOU ARE GAYS, GAYS, GAYS
Bonus points if it's David James up top to try and equalise in the final few minutes.
Despite all 3,000 fans being stood up.
Gesturing, swearing at and abusing the opposing fans, instead of watching the game
Does not return after half time.
goes out for a throw in
Loads of the Arsenal fans around me said "WHO?!" when Mata was subbed off a few weeks ago. He'd created both of Chelsea's goals.
I hate our home support.
gets me every time
jiggles his belly at the crowd
In fact, any time an official club mascot hits the turf.
I love mascots. Think Harry the Hornet might be my favourite. Hornet my arse, he looks more like Frank Sidebottom with jaundice.
...that they've got a fucking laptop as a mascot. Couldn't be a better fit.
team end up winning 4-3
I love when that happens
and for some reason fling their arm forward in a half point/half punch way while shouting bile.
Fans wave bye bye.
And you sit down and the nice old man next to you says *Yes, it wasn't very good was it* in a friendly genteel voice
You don't see many of these any more, but definitely one of my favourite ever things about football. Kev Pressman, Neville Southall, Mark Crossley...
He's fucking HYOWGE.
Came into the pub I work in this summer and were all drinking loads of vodka red bulls, except Jensen who stuck stubbornly to pints of ale.
Thousands of fat bald men nod, mumble "good lad".
Stand rises as one arms outstretched to mock him/opposition fans.
Although once we were playing Barnsley and I sensed such an occasion, and it was just me.
Ball bouncing off stretch and hitting Avram Grant in the mush.
kissing the camera
the corner flag (other than kicking the shit out of it)
When Paul Cooke (former fans' favourite at Wolves from the Bull/Mutch era) came back to Molineux as a Burnley player.
He was on the bench, as was a player of similar stature, with a similar haircut.
When the other player came on as a second half sub, most Wolves fans thought it was Paul Cooke and he got a pretty decent standing ovation. Never seen a player look so bemused.
Also, when Paul Cooke came on, he got nothing.
We need a better PA system.
Also, when Paul Cooke scored direct from a corner against Tranmere.
When the opposition manager gets sent to the stands.
When Victor Moses came back with Wigan when we played them in the League Cup last year the same happened.
without realising it's the family section and has an average age of 12.
and is roundly mocked by the away support
much to the joy of the away fans
when an opposing player is taking an age to get off.
and the opposition fans make bird tweeting noises as if birds have been disrupted in the rafters.
Is bigger than this
we're gonna win 5-4
your team score.
Manager goes ballistic in technical area. No water bottles are safe.
(Someone find that .gif of Solbakken attempting to boot a water bottle, but slipping straight on his arse)
We were 2-0 down at home to Cardiff and just before half time the ball went into the Cardiff fans who decided it would be funny not to give the ball back both times and chuck the ball around. We were coming back into the game and had them pinned in their half.
In the second half Palace turn it around and win 3-2. Needless to say at the end we got our own back and didn't return the ball when it went out of play. Our ball boy's weren't in any rush to get a new ball out either. So the Cardiff fans weren't too happy and start shouting abuse and booing us for wasting time.
and slips on the concrete between the grass and the fans
We looked like we could grab an equaliser late on. Ball went into the crowd. Huddersfield fan grabs it and throws it to the back of the stand (rather than back to the players). A minute or so later, he is seen being dragged away by stewards/police :D
Some 70 year old bloke up in his face giving him grief
been on the toilet. Sometimes accompanied by a sheepish look.
Young hooligans ask old man what the time is.
Old man pours tea / bovril all over himself.
When you've been on top ALL game, but just haven't broken the deadlock, and then you finally score in like the 88th minute. The relief and joy twinned sends everyone apeshit
Love the cameras shaking because everyone was going so apeshit. Never heard noise like it
getting roundly abused by all around them.
when Plymouth play Exeter or one of the Bristol teams, and the dirty northern bastards chant starts up.
I particuarly enjoyed norwich fans chanting 'you know what you are' at Luis Suarez who in turn scores a hat-trick and directly goads the fans