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not a fan of this Tory MP
At his guy with a beard does not believe in statistics
Everything she says is bogus
well done, mate
One flat screen TV please
Certainly sir. That'll be £££
That's fine, here is my benefit money I just got from the DHSS
I am on benefits
I don't understand
I'm afraid I'll have to smash the telly then, sir
That's fine, I still have my benefits
Can I have my benefits please?
Of course, here's your bag of benefits
Don't spend it on a flat screen telly now
Ha ha. I won't.
Good. What will you spend it on?
Probably milk and medicine.
Very good. I'll make a note of that.
Ha ha. No need.
No no. I will
Please don't bother
It's no bother at all
Ha ha. Don't.
You know why.
Please just leave.
Alright I will
Hello honey. I'm back from the benefits office
Did you get the benefits?
Yes. Here in a bag.
Let's have look...good haul of benefits.
A fine haul indeed, wife.
...it would be a better haul if I could just have another child
I know. But you can't.
I know, but...*cries*
Shh. This bag of benefits is more than we need already. We are happy.
Well I'm not!
I'm going to get pregnant again!
No you're not!
You can't stop me!
I don't have to, I just won't...you know...
I'm so angry at you I'm going to throw the benefits on the fire!
Don't! The flat screen...!
I will pay double licence fee
but now i'm just confused
but i find it really sad when people talk about people scrounging on benefits or whatever it is. They must be really bitter, envious people to actually care about that shit.
Life's too short, guys. Cut it out.