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apart from the obvious
brazil nuts - selenium toxicity
helps your beard grow
seafood - mercury poisoning
i eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning
feelings of inferiority at their greatness
imagine if someone dropped a ten tonne cake you. you'd be well fucking dead.
ironically pretty harmful too.
Can kill hamsters.
if you try to eat them whole.
Pan fried meat
A sausage a day
Every few years, 'food' 'scientists' tell us that just about every food causes cancer, but also cures heart disease. Then a while later, it's all the reverse and everything cures cancer and causes heart disease (I typed that out for clarity just in case anybody thought I meant 'reverse' = cancer causes food).
Not for me though.
he started licking the sink to get any of the fishy dregs that may have still been present after drainage. mercury found is tuna is pretty toxic, esp to cats - so the jokes on you, pal. ma tuna.
still means it's evil, obv.
if you're a dog
can get chocolate/cocoa poisoning too
Those tasty little burnt bits of meat will make you catch cancer
surprisingly high sugar content
I once at some bean soup that had been in the fridge for a little too long, 100% vegetarian with no chicken stock or anything like that. I was unbelievably fucking sick - first with a night of full-on vomiting, like completely emptying the stomach and then dry retching, then over the next 10 days or so I felt like absolute shit, with all sorts of unpleasant symptoms like sores breaking out all over my gums which made it excruciatingly painful to eat anything. This happened just before christmas, I remember sitting at the table on christmas day sucking on an ice cube while everybody else got stuck into the big lunch. BEWARE BEANS.
Seriously, the cause injuries!
(if you eat the core like a beast)
and basically a drug.
..pulled in by a strong currant.
Love that joke.
Is full of cyanide
And an apple tree will grow out yer belly
Seriously kids, don't do it.
The smoke properly chokes you and makes your skin burn.
Sultanas, for dogs.
The seeds do anyway, but what weirdo eats them?
will stay in your gut for 7 YEARS