Halloween costumes in the US aren't always horror-themed – they can be anything. Remember the party in The Karate Kid where Daniel turns up dressed as a shower cubicle?
Pissing and moaning about sexist costumes the one time of the year that it's fashionable to. Try living near one of the only remaining Walkabouts in London- it's drunken Australians in sexist costumes 365 round here.
Saying shes working halloween so she'll 'have to find somewhere else to wear her slutty witch outfit ;)'. I've only met her twice, blimey. FWIW all the men in non sexist costumes look like plebs
it's pretty obvious
the majority of costumes made to fit and marketed to women are almost always more revealing compared to their male counterparts
We're gross though
You wouldn't want to see us uncovered.
The blogger says I can make of it what I want
and tells me to "enjoy" his/her entries, but I don't feel like he/she means either of those things :(((((((((
yeah, i wouldn't want to see YOU uncovered
Not always
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/c0.0.376.376/p403x403/384872_462518410466324_1674045265_n.jpg
(probably NSFW)
Tagging everything with "sexism" and "costume" defeat the object of tagging a bit.
And surely all the ones on the right are unisex?
they don't offer them in womens sizing
Oh, so women have their own distinct sizing that has to be kept separate from men's now?
Unbelievable. It's 2012, folks.
That female Brian from Family Guy one is rubbish.
Ok, scrolling down further, so are nearly all of them.
:')
http://fucknosexisthalloweencostumes.tumblr.com/post/34132612624/crayon
why isn't there a darcy costume listed?
http://tinyurl.com/d8e7s8n
;)
nobody,
and I mean nobody, can pull off that costume apart from me....
....and my Burmese friend.
:D
yeah at least the male ones look realistic
watermelon, hugh hefner, hamburger
these aren't Halloween costumes.
We're through the looking glass, people.
For some reason
Halloween costumes in the US aren't always horror-themed – they can be anything. Remember the party in The Karate Kid where Daniel turns up dressed as a shower cubicle?
Sounds like a Psycho reference
Most of these aren't really halloween costumes
Halloween costumes are ghosts, witches, zombies, that sort of thing. Not crayons, angels and chefs.
there's a sexy-dog-from-family-guy costume
...
Who the hell would even go as this!?
http://fucknosexisthalloweencostumes.tumblr.com/post/33826694220/body-bag
do you think there'll be a 'sexy jimmy savile' this year
Undoubtedly.
not hard
gold jewellery on chest hair? phwoar.
and the cigar, oh my god.
You can't 'go' as a body bag
and not demonstrably be in a bag. That's just ... I don't know. I'm too annoyed.
Also, this appears to be a Roman soldier and Xena, not a gladiator.
http://fucknosexisthalloweencostumes.tumblr.com/post/33792115261/gladiator
Amazing
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbif767TwP1rith1uo1_400.png
What have you come as?
...
Grapes.
furfucksake
grapes have 3 fingers not 4!
*what have you come as
...
Piles.
no one's forcing women to wear these costumes...
surely you had to really try very hard to miss the point that much
you'd be right
the point is that it's really difficult to buy a female-sized costume that *isn't* the sexy version
(apparently. i've never bought a premade halloween costume cos i'm well indie and also poor)
HEY BUDDY,
SOCIETY IS
Welcome to DiS, Heff.
*LEAVING CONFERENCE*
that went well I feel
^
People want to! Last year I went as a very non sexy zombie. I looked ace.
Cheers.
No Halloween is complete without a chef, a crayon and a banana.
i don't find any of them that sexy, tbh.
if i had to pick, though, probably this one - http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuz1n7u2N1rith1uo2_400.png - cos o' the big tits.
*sexiest
EH, LADS?
I keep reading this as sexiest
and remembering how silly I felt last year, dressed as little red riding slut, whilst chintzy was a proper zombie.
THis year I am not dressing up.
Should have done Little Dead Riding Hood
obvs
ooooh
good idea. I might dress up this year after all. Zombie face, slutty dress :)
I think Lindsay Lohan made this point a lot less dubiously in Mean Girls.
Fucking bandwagon jumpers, the lot of you.
Pissing and moaning about sexist costumes the one time of the year that it's fashionable to. Try living near one of the only remaining Walkabouts in London- it's drunken Australians in sexist costumes 365 round here.
it does become increasingly harder to keep my dick in my pants with each passing halloween
'The Elephant' is not a viable Halloween costume, mate
i just spurted water out of my nose.
thanks.
your elephant's nose ?
I will be donning my cadaver costume again this year
Feel a lot safer now that Jimmy Savile isn't around
I got a text last night FROM A GIRL
Saying shes working halloween so she'll 'have to find somewhere else to wear her slutty witch outfit ;)'. I've only met her twice, blimey. FWIW all the men in non sexist costumes look like plebs
thought this thread said sexiest
was anticipating a this thread
:(
HA!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsjoqFz801rith1uo2_r1_250.png
oh that hasn't worked
OH WELL
wtf
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhp4f7Bs91rith1uo2_r1_250.jpg
um.... guys...
:O
What the hell...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbshv5M7Kl1rith1uo1_250.png
These all just scream 'Pneumonia' to me
HCwDBs is doing an awesome series on them at the moment
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/10/24/unnecessarily-slutty-costume-of-the-day-slutty-kiss-demon/
Oh sexIST.
sorry.