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what do they do exactly? are they supposed to be really tight so the blood can't get out?
the guy had a cock ring on.
For some reason, many years ago, we ended up in a sex cinema. I was very drunk and therefore thought it a good idea to go to the toilet. There was a molested cheesecake on the florr. What a waste.
They also had bar snacks.
I can't even begin to imagine the horniness levels it takes for someone to go to a sex cinema and then molest a cheesecake.
I tried to think of it as an 'American Pie' kind of moment to distract forom the grim reality that I was sitting where somebody had just raped a cheese based desert.
Playing at the Lexington, etc...
"Crazy" Grof Lately
So I've heard.
Also, the smell of burning plasticky latex- yuck.
I think Durex do them. They're fun.
IN THE SUPERMARKET. What kind of world are we living in?
but poked myself i the eye when I scratched my nose
i don't get it
you'd have to ask him.
Say hello if you join up
I'm not making up shit sex forums for fun!
this belongs on the festivals board where all the fuckbeasts hang out
i've used one, it was great. had this little bit at the back that ABANDON REPLY
and your instagram ':D' face posts
The amount of sex I was having then would make Mother Theresa look like whatever the woman in 50 Shades of Grey is called so unfortunately I can offer no advice to you on this matter.
at the bottles of wine were really cheap. I got drunk and then spotted that the toilet vending machines were full of all sorts of stuff that a friend and I in our drunken state thought would be a good idea to buy. I then met up with a guy after who I'd arranged a date with, it was like our 2nd date maybe, and sure enough he saw in my bag 2 neon cock rings with various spikes and paraphernalia attached and some weird nobbly things that you put over your fingers. I'm intrigued by those nobbly things.
but they were something like this
i'm at work. i'll save that one for later asd well
Just these sleeve things that go on your finger and they're a bit spiky and stuff but kind of jelly like.
A hotel in Seattle had a cheeky little kit thingumy as part of the minibar, which included a jelly type one w/ a vibey, er, 'bullet'. Gave it a whirl. Why not? Was alright, cheers. Ended up acquiring an upgrade of sorts from www.lelo.com
So now you know. Here we go.
why is everyone thanking everyone lately?! also, i think that is amazing that they would put stuff like that in a minibar. all the dirty stuff goes down when people are away from home staying in hotels. brilliant.
Pretty try-hard, tbh. They had a pillow menu. But for all their attempts to be cool, they wanted to charge for wi-fi, the grabbing pricks.
There is a SECRET message hidden at the end of this post. FUCK YE! lmao
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ha! Sorry if you were hurt by my rude message. It was posted in jest. ☮
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What is this magic!?
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