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drop em in here, please.
couple to start things off
'help me maaan, I'm melting'
ya big baby.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
never heard that one, but was always a big fan of 20 Seconds to Comply.
Well nobody's perfect!
NO! you STEP AWAY FROM THE DOOR!
GET OFF THE FENCE TIMMY
LIKE ROBOCOP 3 WASN'T BAD ENOUGH
fed up of people doing what I ask of them.
BUT IN THE MORNING I'LL BE A COP, AND YOU'LL STILL BE UGLY
Yes robocop i do.
ONLY MAKES ME ROBOT.
you killed my father, prepare to die.
Robot to a MURDERED SON.
I AM ROBOCOP AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE.
Good Robocop to you.
(assuming robocop 2 is allowed!k
and it is making me lol more than it should.
each more identical than the last!
Ooh-yeah-eh, ooh-yeah-eh, ooh-noo-no-no-no-no-no
i mean, taglines count as quotes, right?
YOU CAN'T ROBOCOP THE TRUTH!
in my motherfuckin city!
These are a few of my favourite things
no disassemble morton
hey robocop your mother was a snowblower
who is your Robocop and what does he do
Japanese submarine slammed two robocops into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The robocop bomb. Eleven hundred robocops went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 robocops. Didn't see the first robocop for about a half a robocop. robocop. 13-robocoper. You know how you know that when you're in the robocop, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail robocop. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so robocop, no distress robocop had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a robocop. Very first light, Chief, robocops come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight robocops. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Robocop" and the idea was: robocop comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the robocop will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that robocop he looks right into ya. Right into your robocops. And, you know, the thing about a robocop... he's got lifeless robocops. Black robocops. Like a robocop's robocops. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he robocops ya, and those black robocops roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns robocop, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to robocops. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred robocops. I don't know how many robocops, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six a robocop. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Robocop player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was robocop. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the robocop just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the robocp. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young robocop, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three robocop later a big fat ROBOCOP comes down and starts to robocop us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my robocop. I'll never put on a robocop again. So, eleven hundred robocops went in the water; 316 robocops come out and the robocops took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the robocop.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams, glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All these things will pass, like Robocops in rain. A time to die.
I am serious. And don't call me robocop
Look at Robocop. His head must weight twenty pounds on its own! Imagine the size of his balls.
<I hope this sticks in your brain for-evah, mwhahahaha, etc.>
But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied a Robocop to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had a Robocop tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white Robocops, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...