...twisted his ankle the other day. went home early (which was selfish, should have gone in goal really) but left his tracksuit trousers there.
I collected them at the end, as all his 'mates' just walked past them. I asked if they would mind popping them over to him. they basically walked away. don't even know this guy, really, but didn't want to leave them there, you know.
anyway, told one of these chumps to text him and tell him they are safe (I even washed them)
However, he has started texting me asking for them back. He keeps asking me if I'm free during the day, which I say no. bottom line...he appears desperate to get these frankly scabby trackies back? what the hell! why doesn't he wait til next week? there is no money in the pockets (I checked)
Is this a thread? no, not really. just freestyling