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do you say 'Right'
I don't want anyone noticing that I leave my desk because then they might start noticing how long I'm gone for.
but i lock the screen every time. comes from when i used to work for a bank. they love that shit
who would send inappropriate mails to the whole company from your PC if you left it unlocked. I now lock mine even if I turn around to talk to a colleague. Which is rare TBF.
I sometimes just go for a walk around the office. My eyes hurt.
I say 'right' a lot in general.
you lying cow
Hmmm. Right, okay.
I say it a lot when I have to do something and am not doing it. i.e. get up.
I've heard you say 'right a bit, right a bit, left a bit' but I thought that was [JOKE DISCONTINUED]
B L O W J O
I can't stop laughing at this.
I usually just tap on the desk a few times and look at my watch in a dynamic way
I just stare at my writs
i always look at my watch on the way to the toilet. i THINK it makes it look i am checking to see if i am late for a meeting.
Because I've been too busy reading DiS and forgot the time and I am late for a meeting.
I go RIGHT - who's having tea?
There's nothing particularly cool going on at the time, mind.
strech my arms, rub my back like some pensioner and take a peek at the office hottie.
We don't even ask each other for tea, we just wave our mugs at each other
I'M AN OFFICE WORKER
then start going 'ow, ow, ow, ow' as i walk so people know i was exercising the night before. yeah that's right: exercising. try and thing of something funny to say about that you chebs
RIGHT! TIME TO TEACH SOME KIDS SOME STUFF!
And then I stride off, realise I've forgotten my register and return for it normally.
I pretty much sit there saying 'right' at random intervals whilst never doing any work.
So my manager knows I'm passionate about this stuff.
and think that people might know.
Right, that's that done. Right...best sort this bit of stuff out.
Or 'right that's me' at the end of the day.
Otherwise I don't really stand up. Unless there's a fire drill.
now i'm imagining food just standing up all the time and saying 'right...' and then sitting back down.
I didn't have to get up or anything, but I just got an email from someone pitching an idea 'How Pleb Are You?' Food, have you ever wanted to be on telly?
Because compared to you, I'm a pleb. Of course, it all makes sense now.
I'm cracking up here.