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(the other holiday company that I have forgotten the name of). I'm sure that this will go a bit 'viral' and the cost of the holiday will probably be won back 10 fold by people going on their website as a result of this.
probably felt a bit of sympathy.
My name is Ryan Air. I've been getting shit off people for years based on sharing a name with your widely disliked airline. Give me a free flight to Slovakia.
Almost certain this letter would result in Michael O'Leary turning up at your door PERSONALLY to punch you square in the mouth, groin, then mouth again
Dr.Owen Dins Ound
your name doesn't actually spell drowned in sound, you big, thick idiot
Evil Sean Adams
My name is Sam Sung. People have continually made racist jokes about my name (I'm not even Asian) since the birth of mobile technology. Please send me a new Galaxy as compensation.
My name is Bernard Matthews. Since I was little people have constantly picked on me for sharing your name, and continually compare me to your turkey-based produce. Now I know you're going through a difficult time at the moment, what with being dead and all that comes with that, but if at all possible I would like a turkey for Christmas as compensation.
Have you ever met anyone that's less famous than their namesake?
I have a friend called Paul Banks who is quite upset that the Interpol front man is now releasing solo material.
must be weird seeing your own name plastered on every bus stop / billboard in town
kathleen turner, tracy chapman, james dean, james pond (close enough, plus there was a video game called james pond about a secret agent fish wasn't there?)
Born before it started.
The fact that he was half chinese is irrelevant to the humour we got from that
And his wife is called Janet. Apparently he doesn't like it when people mention this.
Scott Walker used to work for my company <3
He's a bit of a dick, though.
I am an avid reader and user of the website drownedinsound.com....
Each time I send a letter I am inundated with replies of PAY YOUR TAXES!
Please can you send me a free coffee for my troubles.
Mr S. Tar, Bucks
Please could you fix it for me to...
what are we doing again?
dunno, you tell us what you did first.
send me some pens
love william henry smith & wilbur howard smith
My name is Catherine Race (Cat for short, sweetcheeks xox). For the last 18 months several cardigan-wearing virgins have started laughing at me when they learn of my name. Having happened upon this website I wish not to be associated with mirth such as:
- Asking whether 12 is teenage or not
- Thinking farts don't make noise, or that there's a noise when you come.
- Completely being oblivious to the fact that zxcvbm- is TOTALLY into him.
I would like you to ease my suffering by arranging for someone to build a brick wall in front of his bedroom door in the middle of the night.
Catherine (Cat) Race
P.S. fix the boards ffs
Please give me [product or service] because [reason]
[Name that sounds a bit like brand name]
This one could run and run!!!
Vice President of Manufacturing
Bear Grills Ltd.
He could probably wean a barbecue out of them if he sent a letter in, make his nights in the wilderness a bit tastier.