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Do I not like that.
google it, it'll make you feel better I promise.
shot a lot of hot thick ropes this weekend thread
What if a mad man broke in here with a machine gun and shot you to pieces? Anyone here yawning would get your blood in their mouths. You shouldn't have come in.
it started off just as pain, then it went red and swelled up
having to show my balls to the doctor so he could feel them was definitely one of the more uncomfortable moments of my childhood
thought it was testicular torsion.
turned out it was just <cough> a WATER infection, though.
weirdly enough it went away after I'd had a poo
Friend of the family had that when we were over visiting them in Germany about 10 years ago. Had to spend a couple of nights in hospital, and when we all went along to see him his dad sat down on the bed and elbowed him right in the nads. Couldn't have done it harder or more accurately if he'd tried. Still don't know how he managed it...
maybe get a doctor to also do this.
I'm eating a bit of brie