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This is all pretty mental (if true).
Some of the stuff might go over your head but it's a pretty ludicrous series of events regardless. Basically a parody account of a football journalist has ended up being personally threatened by Liverpool as he was getting too many things right.
good work from the communications director there
Quite difficult to believe, but then, it is Liverpool.
If they genuinely thought it was costing them 6-figure sums then you could see why they'd get in a flap and try and go all Billy Big Bollocks. Just smacks of massive incompetence rather than being unbelievable.
Someone I've spent the last year or so giggling at on Twitter being threatened with blackmail by the people running my club is probably the epitome of "unbelievable".
i can see why the club thought he might have an inside man, but how they've approached it is unbelievable.
he says he just got them off forums
other parts of me are really angry about it.
Other parts of me wonder how this fuck up became comms director
Because their last three managers have been an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman. And shit like this.
Tricky political grey-area with Irishman though...
Was he just making stuff up, or subtly rephrasing what the rumour mill was churning out?
I can believe that someone could predict a starting XI and a couple of transfers, but if he broke exclusive news by coincidence then that's pretty random.
i'd be surprised if he predicted them.
most of it is just the same 'this is mental/reprehensible' stuff as on here
but I like how he gets called Chang and Cheng interchangeably.
plus, it's RAWK - always worth bookmarking this to see whathappens next time you open it.
There's something brilliant about that.
questo ragazzo sembra conoscere la #cipolla, compagni
una maledizione su di te liverpool FC! abbiamo sempre preferito (hand gestures) le rolling stones.
I know the timelines don't work but I pictured Rosella Sensi stubbing out a cigarette on some hapless AS Roma director when she heard the news.
Duuuunking Jenkiinnngs, BASTARDO!
Genuinely feels like my club is being run by children.
At what moment did Jen Chang think "The best and most reasonable way to sort this out would be to threaten him and his family. That will solve the problem."?
But it's ok cos BEING LIVERPOOL is on tonight which shows that our manager is fucking mental as well.
I normally hate it when people say this but I'm certain that Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley are rotating at a speed of 500rpm right now.
i still like liverpool
i still like you
it's just incredible what has been happening at the club.
All the best, w
Aggressive dubstep playing as Charlie Adam does a bleep-test in slow motion... Manager stroking everyon's faces... PR officers intimidating internet characters...
but must be hard to watch as a fan.
Not that this is relevant but the Mr. Chang does look relatively yougn for a role like that.
PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS! DOSSIERS! FFS
after hearing about all of this makes for a surreal experience. It's still really, really funny as well.
`uncle derek started crying and told a copper but the copper said to us "haven't you got homes to go to you scum bags".`