Foreign football teams and players you're happy to pronounce in a poncey accent Vs foreign teams and players you're not.
Getafe, Valencia, Xerez, Stade Rennais - Absurdly poncey accent
Jeremy Toulalan - One of the most fun names it's possible to say with a poncey accent
Barcelona - You're a twat if you do the lisp
Terry 'enry - Bants