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how's your love life doing?
she claims to be from Newcastle but every time she posts about Newcastle it's word for word from the wikipedia page.
I bought a nice sweater a few days ago that was supposed to be medium, but it definitely wasn't. but I'm going to attempt to be slim enough to fit into it. so more cycling and running and less biscuits for a couple of weeks.
this is more clothes thread to be fair. sorry.
this isn't a fucking Grateful Dead concert guys tighten it up
I've bought some fab shoes and a slightly slutty dress, can we go out dancing some time?
Then that includes Dicko.
Geordie racer inclub metropolitan elite?
but she had a kid </3
Got a new girl start at work who is sitting next to me!
but shes 32 </3
A friend is trying to set me up with someone in two months' time, which is a bit weird.
I need to find out how to meet people, I seem to have forgotten.
no notes required there ;-)
Welcome, brother. Welcome to the land of unending torture, misery and impenetrable darkness.
She can confide in you with complete confidence about the hunky blokes she wants to bone now that she thinks of you as an amorphous asexual blob-person
organise a drink, turn up dressed really sharply w/flowers, and if she isn't on the same page, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_exermAXkU .
it's great isn't it? great. great. really, really, great. :|
It's the BEST! We have so much platonic fun together!
sometimes we smile at each other.
But can anyone tell me where's the cheapest place I can get 6 white t-shirts? Thnaks.
This is the complete opposite of a product Fonzy would lend his name to
and the mesh brings a string vest like quality - to the office!
It's actually cooler than I am
get it delivered to work
say ayyyyyyyyyyyy to the receptionist
his life could be yours
Hmmmm. Don't you have a date tomorrow?
I forgot when I this'd it and was too embarrassed to correct it.
THANKS DF, now I'll look like a liar and/or attention seeker. I hope you're happy.
Good luck tomorrow!
there just don't seem to be any visually impaired, Nocturnal enuresis suffering, follically endowed men where I live in London *sigh*
I got 5 strikes in a row bowling yesterday. FIVE. The sixth shot slammed the pins. One stayed strong and noble.
I really fancied eating some cream teas, so I'm now eating a cream tea.
I'm pre-engaged. But to two people. So it's alright.
I've not opened it yet. I'm drawing it out, enjoying the anticipation. Like holding in an enormous - and yet ultimately satisfying - shit.
Five messages. All rubbish. I hope yours is better!
"You look so happy in your profile pic. Let me guess, you just won the butter lottery. A years supply of free butter lol."
Butter? Is he calling me fat? That was the whole message. And guys wonder why girls don't respond.
Yes, it was better than that.
Men. Wankers, the lot of us.
and came from a user with the word labia in his username.
I've at least got "clitoris" in mine so the ladies know I know what it is. Jeez.
You know that Pick Up Artist technique based on the idea that you subtly negatively critique someone because good looking people are so used to getting compliments?
Anyway, Merchant said he went up to a girl and awkwardly told her that she had "quite big ears" :D
Still, that's better than the sort of thing most men who use that technique say. I can only assume they never have any real success - it pretty clearly marks them out as idiots.
of me alternately pointing at the camera and my crotch.
Please outline pros/cons
You could ask deadonthestairs for advice. He's the resident newspaper blind date expert.
I have that remembered as being c_i_c for some reason...
it took a dark turn when he started talking about killing people. not one take home to mum.
that was a quote from a theoretical c_i_c blind date. whatever, dis.
That's literally the worst photo taken of me of all time.
I just misremembered because the hue of your beard is unusually red in the picture...
My 4 housemates were behind the cameraman making me feel INCREDIBLY embarrassed, hence the stupid red face.
about c_i_c returning from sunny Afghanistan with all the ginger bleached from his hair, but I'll just have to discard it now.
said she's going to do that. SIGN UP, YOU COULD GET HER.
which is probably worrying. i don't have the energy/desire to get myself to a doctor though.
"Genetics: An Introduction".
There's loads of videos to watch and some reading to do and it's taught by Mohamed Noor, a Chair of Biology at Duke University.
Just listened to An Awesome Wave (Alt-J) for the first time. Fairly dreadful, irritating and fairly childish lyrics. Seemed to include all the things about Wild Beasts that I don't like without any of their more positive attributes.
Now listening to some Elvis Costello while reading about the reaction to the USADA report on Lance.
You're going to see what the time is, it's 6.52pm or whatever, and BAM! you're looking at me in a mankini.
Then watch Bernard from Bernard's Watch in your pocket watch.
Most of the time it doesn't bother me, I've had some health stuff to deal with and I've probably got a bit set in my ways and like my space too much as well.
Occasionally it would be nice to have someone to go to gigs with and the cinema and stuff, but I'm getting used to going to those on my own now as well.
I do wonder about that sometimes. I'm fairly happily single, and I'm totally used to going to the cinema alone / holidaying alone / assembling Ikea flat packs alone, but I do wonder if it's got to the point where I wouldn't even know how to do all those things with someone.
It sucks. I'm realizing that I kind of love being alone...
Just doing couply stuff together, hanging out, going places, bit of domesticity.
I'd forgotten about this.
top three teams get prizes :'(
if only we'd been able the four teams to get to a world cup final without ever winning it
the guy didn't even believe me when I told him that Juventus have been losing world cup finalists (we didn't write that as answer but it is sort of true)
if you look a bit like the old man from Up you should be fine
Fuck teclis. Seriously
Chin up though. Could have been worse, could have been Wood Elves.
Pretty shit really, went for that zip thing over the face that seems to be everywhere. Got contacts also.