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would you send them to him?
My ex-housemate emptied a bag of toenail clippings into her mouth by accident once. That was funny. She was pissed off!
Finished the nuts and looked down to notice my toenails were pretty long and disgusting. Cut them all off and used the (almost) empty bag of cashew nuts as a receptacle.
She came home from work and came bursting into my room with a big smile on her face, spotted the bag of cashew nuts, picked them up and noticed they were all gone. She thought there might be some of the dusty crumbs left in the bottom so emptied the bag into her mouth before I had a chance to stop her and explain.
Laughed quite a lot for a long time. She ran off to the bathroom and dry-heaved for a good while.
Just think of all of the things that needed to be in place for that to happen. Perfect.
This incident pretty much hammered the final nail in the friendzone coffin.
because i'm a nice guy
When I was about four I used to collect my nail clippings in a little box with a see through lid. I have no idea why I was allowed to do this but I was. Could be worth a fortune now had I kept going.
no sense in them going to waste
That's almost a weeks pay
i don't think so
the mental image wouldn't be worth it
feet shit is just fuckin wrong
Years ago after an argument with my brother while I was in the process of cutting my nails, I naturally collected all the clippings and stuck them in the coin compartment of his wallet.
I saw him a week later and apparently he'd gone to pay for something at a cafe with his new girlfriend and a confetti shower of finger and toenail clippings came sprinkling out slowly onto the floor in front of the speechless waitress. Probably my proudest moment as a brother to him.
Don't forget: Splinter has been known to skateboard on occasion.
My dad's friend collects his scabs.
At least what I did was in the interest of science.
Unless he used them to clone me as an attraction in an ill-fated amusement park.
If said person is willing to pay. I need the cash.
£150 was agreed upon, she doesn't like the idea of him eating them though, so we'll probably send mine.
That'll keep him going.
Pays to look at your girlfriend's feet?
we just had a laptop pointed at them while we watched tv shows.
I wanna do this. My feet are beautiful.
it's suprisingly easy to get money/amazon wishlist stuff from these guys, they only need a bit of attention usually.
does she have to do that? Could set up a paypal?
then they buy them and they're posted to you, paypal works fine too.
I think half of it is the paying for it with this guy tbh, he wants us to blackmail him somehow.
I was young and insecure so my reaction was probably a bit OTT, but still I reckon I wouldn't want it to happen.
Seems like dead easy money.
Write some filthy words, pop your dirty knickers in the post. Easiest $30 ever.
AND WHERE THE FUCK DOES ALL THEIR MONEY COME FROM
which seems to fit with various threads today
There's no catch?
along with soiled knickers and socks.