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will you die?
asking for a friend
You won't be well.
Of course, imbibing a high volume of alcohol in a short period of time can be quite fun and does make for great YouTube vids, as this guy, "Wrighty", from my home town, shows here in this:
'at the fine... at the moment fine'
he just looks a bit surprised
I love how he was introduced to someone in the pub once, tripped over someone's bag and spilt his pint all down their face.
of Badger from Breaking Bad
Also highly gassy, probably quite difficult to do.
is the reason I ask.
I don't want to be taking any of them to hospital.
closer to 4 or 5 innit?
If they're using 50mls, then it's pretty much dead-on 9 pints. More conventional to use 35 or 25mls though I'd've thought.
I remember we were drinking Worthington's though. Probably not the best choice, but at least it wasn't too gassy.
it's never the alcohol that is the problem, it's the gassy beer
Sounds pretty dull for you tbh.
Its very bad
you won't die if you don't want to die
You will however be quite drunk.
a guy drank 4 pints in an hour and a half and shot/shat himself.
This is much, much more.
I've drunk 2 bottles of wine in a similar amount of time, which is the same number of units if my calculations are correct. I was fairly violently sick after a couple of additional cheeky pints.
Never felt bored enough to play centurion at uni, but stick to cheap <4% beer and everyone will be fine.
with a pinch of BANTS
the fuck is centurion?
NEVER MIND, MOVE ON, TBO DO NOT NNED WE
I've been asked to participate in doing so but am unsure of the health risks, hence the thread.
You should probably rethink your own priorities a bit before accusing others of attention-seeking, mate- last time I checked you were the one with 75000 posts on here. Posting that much is pretty needy if you ask me. Thanks for your concern, though.
oh shit man, I got TBO'd one hundred percent
fwiw you can't pull off the KiK style "don't even know who you are, pal" type responses, and accusing people of attention seeking on here is hardly a limited activity, YUNNO
seems like a peculiar thing to do
which I thought it might be, I didn't want people to hate me so I pretended I was asking for a friend.
that didn't end well
I'M SMASHED LOL
Like all drinking games, really. All a bit regulated and mechanical, in a work-social "organised fun" kinda way, you have less chat with your friends cos you're too busy worrying about the rules or whatever, and you generally end up actually drinking less than you would if you just went to a pub. But I guess they have their place.
i didn't stop throwing up afterwards for a very long time and fell asleep with my head on the toilet seat. University, fuck you.
You fucking twat.
nice to see the tinychat hegemony come crawling out of the woodwork.
but no, you wouldn't die, obviously.
have you not seen people do pint races and end up half dead on the floor? of course they've done it! they're massive twats but they've managed it
they'll certainly be full to the eyeballs with piss
Don't know what all these beer virgins are banging on about. They should stick to their virgin drinks.
The human liver can metabolise alcohol at a rate of roughly one ounce every 90 minutes, which is equivalent to one pint of beer. Therefore, at the end of the 90 minutes, you will have 8 ounces of alcohol unmetabolised in your body, or 226,796 mg. That's over 4,000 mg of alcohol per dL of blood. Any blood alcohol concentration level higher than 400 mg/dL tends to be fatal. You will therefore die 10 times.
thought this would be what would happen. might not do it then.
any more than about 2 pints in about 2 hours is fatal? Hmmm, interesting.
should i be dead?! in fact i know a lot of people who have done this
liver as a pre-drink safeguard? fuckin yes!
trying to cut alcohol out, cause i've had severe synovial inflammation since may. without nights out, i'm down to about one or two drinks a week now.
i could probably go a good few weeks without a drink i reckon. even drinking juice at the pub now.
and then ruined it with three birthdays in a row. to be honest if you're even drinking juice when you're out and about then you could easily go full teetotal without much of an issue. fair play if you can manage it! I drink a lot less these days as i'm a fair bit happier than i was. it only gets bad when i'm on a downer. /clearpsychologicalproblems
If you have 9 pints of 4% beer in 90 minutes, your blood alcohol level would be 0.32% (or 320 mg/dL)
which should leave you somewhere between confusion and stupor according to http://www.intox.com/t-physiology.aspx
if he's going for 5% beer, he probably will die. Hope he sees this in time.
so a fairly solid Stupor
0.48% for my age and weight.
2.1%, I'll be reet.
but i was worried.
let's get it to 100 and then i'll go away.
There's nothing wrong with getting drunk, but this seems like a very tedious way of doing so.
Particularly if you've got loads of braying mates going OIOIOIOIOI!!! while you're doing it.
It is quite tedious. Brief bits of conversation interspersed with mouthfuls of booze. A social sec who spent 100 minutes staring at his watch. After about 20 minutes, each mouthful gradually took longer and longer as the effects of a beer/lager/cider swollen stomach set in.
Get a case of beer each and drink a can an hour for 24 hours instead. Endurance.
ugh I hate neocon bullshit TV but really what else, the Cuckoo?
yeah, the Cuckoo. begins with C as well