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I'm off for lunch. Someone turn this into something good by the time I return. Many thanks.
can we discuss how I can ensure this doesn;t happen again?
Have a drier, Italian-style lasagne.
but I add a bit of pecorino to my bechamel to make it nice and thick
I care what tastes nice. So I will try this
(in the voice of huey)
get this every morning. swear the spider is mental, or incredibly forgetful. always forget to duck. it's 07.45am, ffs.
and then you clean it off and they do it again.
I like that.
I guess they hide in the casing?
report back with your findings (with your hands)
Caught me off guard. The nearest thing that it could have been connected to was 20ft away.
if I do I'll record it for you.
Chinese restaurants that catch the local ducks
Don't fall in the river when you're pissed.
That is all.
Why are they trying to kill me again?
Maybe a stray bit was left in during the manufacturing process.
Either branston pickle or discovery jalapenos. Almost certainly the former.
there are two songs on one of his albums (i forget which one) that are relevant here.
The first is a song ends in a line that goes a little something like this ''at least if I am a pussy maybe in 9 months time I'll put out something good''
Thus ends the song. The song that follows is called Something Good.
next week...why fire burns
I was so gassy after having yoga bunny for breakfast instead of coffee.
I just had some cucumber sandwiches and a glass of champagne whilst trying on underwear. There was a massive sunken bath in my changing room and it had its own roof terrace. I wnated to stay there all afternoon but sadly, no. Not allowed.
Never knock primark pants. they're pretty good.
I've just slipped in the kitchen and noticed that the little metal bit on the end of my heel has come off. Today is not a good day.
NOt my actual heel. they don't ahve metal bits on the end of them. well, not yet.
so I came in here and I find out I'm supposed to do thewarn's work for him? I'm sorry but what exactly do we pay him for?
i've got a direct debit set up so i don't even notice it leave my account
I went for the replica memory box
We've let sean down.
But most of all - we've let OURSELVES down.
Let me know.
also, does anyone want to hear about the time when I would wake up with a bee near my face every morning for about 6 months?
Does it involve the phrase 'spunky cobweb'? I was thinking what would be worse than getting a cobweb in the face, this is what I came up with.
until it loses all meaning
and a Galaxy Caramel today
you useless fucking PIGS.
Can't see it happening, but I said I hear him out.
make hey while the sun shines brosefs!
(I'm on the work shitter right now, btw.)
NEVER do that. EVER.
Sort it out.
THAT'S HOW BORED I AM
got pissed on brandy on their heated rooftop terrace instead.
corporate takeover, high caffeine walk in the park.