from the other thread

"Housemate does not put toilet paper down first when having a shit
Causing a lot shitty brown water to splash back and hit the underside of the seat, which they never clean.
And then i have to face it ?hen i go for a tinkle."

received many confused responses, obviously from filthy Neanderthals who can't process this due to all the shit particles clogging their synapses.

Are you seriously telling me people DON'T put toilet paper down before they shit? Loads of people have told me they do (I'm scatalogically obsessed) and I know I do. DiS, you just get filthier and filthier...