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i twisted it off absent mindedly but i'm not really ready to eat it yet
there are no good apples in new york. they are all shit
I can only assume they have some underground farm somewhere, genetically modifying apples so that they're huge and you can eat one and go 'hey guys, look, it's a Big Apple!'
Also, it was a good apple. It was from the hotel reception of a W hotel somewhere I think. Maybe all the good ones are reserved for rich people.
Brilliant new unintentional analogy which I'm going to use and use frequently.
only just saw my tipo
You're not being one of funny or helpful like you used to be.
not sure I wanna hang out with you any more
I don't mind you at all, but you really set yourself up for abuse sometimes.
but with posts about indierock
if so you have 1 night until a spider climbs in your apple and makes a web to hide the baby jesus
it was mostly flavourless
once bitten, twice shy
this is a joke isn't it. er.
i'm sure you';ll get back into the swing of things soon enough