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Are you a fan - yay or nay?
I think it's probably a good thing that people are confident.
does that qualify?
Does she like getting wrecked on shots, putting away kebabs and need no excuse to get really, really uncessarily loud - not so much.
"If so...not so much", etc, etc.
i don't think i've seen her eat a kebab though. could have happened. japanese food? she likes that.
she likes an argument
i dunno though
I'm not a ladette though.
I know it used to be a blouse who drunk beer and had a right mouth on her. Is it still that?
I thought I was in a 90s time-warp for a second.
one of the best programmes ever
but i don't have anything against them.
but then I saw jacques' old dear swinging the mallet on a strength tester at the funfair. After the top bell rang I thought 'I kind of admire that kind of brutal physicality in a lady'...
does your Mum still wear that market traders money belt to keep her puff in?
Your lady might want to consider changing her current eye patch for a cotton one. Probably look less fearsome - leather is a very intimidating fiber
helps with Goonies impressions too.
Heard your old doris was in an absolute rage this morning as the bottom of her umbro coat touched brushed a bit of dogshit on the pavement on her walk to the bookies. She found the funny side later though when she realised it was actually her own faeces on the floor and not a dogs.
but 10 points to whoever recognises it anyway
fucking lack of editing kills any wit that post may have had, which was admittedly very little anyway.
that bottom <3
I thought you guys were LADS.