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i really fucking wish i hadn't
but absolute dynamite in the sack and ridiculously handsome? If so, we can do better than dinner.....
but 10 years older. Damn it
I've had enough of boys. the current one is 25, tooooo young. DINNER?
½ + 7 years rule there, I think. I'll bear you in mind when I'm darn London next
Hmm. I TOTALLY THINK HE'S AMAZING but I think I need to put an end to it because it won't be good for me. ARGH.
So, for me, (44 divided by 2) + 7 = 29 year old woman.
Sorry luv, you're too old
Without involuntary feeling a little queasy at the thought that Pete Doherty's grubby fingernails have been pushed up her flaps.
*recalls that time I sat on PD's knee in a golf cart and let him lick my neck*
I've thought almost exactly the same thing... : /
Bobby is GODlike.
where some real dogs were discussing it with pride on telly.
when he is forced to admit to himself: "I will never win Shagger of the Year".
Imagine that horsey face bearing down you, offering such encouragement as 'Cor blimey guvnor, 'at’s tickety-boo 'at is, strike a light'
didn't think it would have that effect on me
He's very much into anal apparently.
Hope this helps.