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he was walking through the park one night and thought he saw a phone in a bin so reached in to get it and he got stuck and while he trapped he got bummed three times!
Only it was a bottle bank and it was 4 times!!
I'm not even gay, but if I see a guy stuck in a bottle bank I feel compelled to drop my kecks and bum him, even though it disgusts me and both of us are crying through the whole experience
Outstanding ambiguous headline there! Makes it seem as though the bin man William Middleton had swallowed someone's head, who was apparently looking for his hat. Well, he wouldn't be looking for his shoes, I suppose.
My old man's a dustman, he ate somebody's head etc.
`I walked around the corner and saw his walking stick on the ground and his bum sticking out and said 'that's Willie'.`