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or three Hobnobs
At my last job someone asked me if I smoked because of all the lengthy breaks.
I just like the break tbh.
or sitting there weeping softly
Sit down wees are more conducive to playing with phone and seeing if you can squeeze a poo out as well.
Thanks for asking
depends how sloppy the shit is. usually two mins for a wee, up to five for a poo. if it is a post-curry slopfest, anywhere up to ten minutes.
You read it and like WHOA! MIND. BLOWN.
as long as it takes, plus a little bit longer.
i like reading the telly section, sports pages, having a quick skip over all the news headlines and seeing how Chris Addison's tried to be witty the previous day.
I'm an i & Times man.
SOmetimes I'm changing, or putting on makeup.
for weeing, I'd say about 2 mins tops. For poos, well, that depends on SO many factors!
Even then it didn't take her all that long.
did the baby fall in the toilet
it was a bit weird.
I think girls should aim to get the whole seedy business over with as quickly and efficiently as possible.
I've just found the story the local paper did about it and she actually gave birth on the bathroom floor both times. I was in the right ballpark though.
surely you go to the toilet when you actually need a shit? So you sit down, it comes out, you wipe your hole, pull up your breeks and you're done right? what's the hold up, guy
it takes me 30 seconds just to take my squatty potty out of its protective case
Not very long at all. I tend to go when I get the first twitchings, some wait until they empty themselves of pints of hot yellow slash. Number 2 is quick as well, I do the opposite and wait until I am busting. I find it slips out better, it hardens nicely and it fires out like a bullet with minimal wiping.
and play a couple of overs of stick cricket