Nazi Buddha originally from space
Kudos, BBC website.
just relaxin', chillin' - little bit of illin'
before all those young folk turned up
Hows it going?
it goes well, thank you. May your day be full of joy.
look I don't want to be rude but I've really got to dash.
Got to pop out for a meeting. Brb.
I'm trying to get some work done.
I was just leaving anyway.
Guys, can you try and keep the noise down a bit?
did you see tyhat in there? cray
Sorry I'm late, but the traffic was a bit of a nightmare.
What's going on?
good to see you.
Are you feeling better? Seems like you've been off sick for quite a while now. Good to have you back.
One day at a time, you know.
How you doing? Keeping busy?
Good to see you, Dave!
what with Dave's bladder problem and all.
I've got a wardrobe that needs delivering to the top of a hill, don't suppose you could give me a hand?
I don't think you should be delivering wardrobes on your first day back Marty.
are you personally delivering it?
As I think he's still alive.
Ironically enough, he died in a car crash in good visibility.
I would imagine Bill Owen(?) is up there in heaven chuckling away at your joke!
in good visibility.
is that he crashed into a Nissan Fogdeath
One of my hotels has lost its star. NOT A GOOD NEWS DAY.
thank goodness. It was turning into a bit of a sausage fest in here.
You...you have a hotel?
(although I have a % interest in it.)
We have a couple actually!
(Followed by marriage?)
(followed by a nice divorce settlement?)
Not now that it's starless! (I have like a 1.8% interest. Not really worth writing home about.)
even 1 star is slumming it IMHO.
I'd heard you were here, how's it going?
What did I miss?
Hey it's the Oeufster! Hi PO.
you didnt do that thing someone mentioned would be a good thing to do in a meeting did you?
I meant poo.
Glad your pooing is maintaining its clockwork-like regularity! *checks yesterdays morning thread for exact toimings*
would you mind maintaining some sort of spreadsheet for me? I'm hopeless with Excel.
I appreciate it.
I'm about to go outside for a smoke, which will inevitably be followed by a satisfying poo
I'll be coming back inside to do the poo
My system* is consequently all over the place.
* I am a lady you know.
Good to see you. Let's nip this badboy in bud right here, shall we? No more talk of your 'system'.
As I was saying, I could really go a nice faggy poo!
Just a quick heads up; meths has had some sad news so just be a little sensitive if you need to speak to him today. Thanks.
Will probs just give him a wide berth today, thanks for the headsup!
don't tell him I said that though.
Oh well, I'd heard he was a massive bummer.
poor meths :(
no one in the real morning thread seems to give a shit. could you give me some sympathy? it would be appreciated.
Are you going out for drinks? :)
him and his wife have been friends of mine since before we both worked here. they're moving to Hong Kong...I'm going to...have you got a tissue?
Well if you ever need to talk...
another one opens Daniel!
You'll find another, even better best friend at work. I just know it.
'the most joyless man alive'. unfortunately for archie, he knew me before we worked here, so he had no choice.
If only they knew you like we knew you :(
no wonder you got no sympathy you fattist homophobe
i'm sorry for your loss
How have you been?
ha ha ha! how about that?
Oh man, I haven't seen that spoddy bastard in ages!
Do you think that a medium sized Waitrose will have sumac or (not and!) za'tar?
Look what the cat's dragged in.
Don't think you can just swan in here like nothing's happened. Archie is FURIOUS.
If it's in Iran, then definitely. Shall I ask the iranian dollybird in my office?
They had sumac but no za'tar.
Thyme, sesame seeds and salt.
^that's me looking sad, btw. heartless bastard.
I hope you get your michelin tyre back soon. xxx
I've had enough of that guy.
I've been under a lot of stress. It's been so..... difficult.
go round to balonz's for dinner tonight. sounds like he's cooking something...interesting...
Can't believe you and Martin have returned to work on the same day. Good stuff.
feel a bit better.
is that a new shirt?
no it isn't but I haven't paired it with this jumper before
Took a risk
no...no. I'm going to go and make a coffee and calm down.
what threads have you been following?
We do this EVERY day.
To be honest I'm fucking sick of it. Pretending to like these chumps? Fuck that pal. Fuck that. I don't know how much more I can take.
Remember where you are.
Someone's got to be the office clown though, eh?
i wonder how he's doing
nothin creeepy here :) xxx
liked the cut of his jib
i've kind of been avoiding it.
What's it about?
we can thrash it out then.
My girlfriend laughs every time she sees it.
oh you can see the gag I'm trying to make here right?
I have a girlfriend.
Koow what I'm saying.
Rob - it's quite simple - some ancient artifact the some Nazi's found in ... I dunno .... Tibet or something turns out to have been carved from a meteor or a comet. Look it's literally two hours since I read the story.
`like something from an indiana jones film` trope
And by 'it' I mean the first paragraph or two.
Does that help?
If only ALL words had boobs. It would make reading far....sexier.
Then everyone agreed that Toilet Dog is definitely a good name for Lucien.
a CLASSIC thread.
Ant-man, Ant-ony and Cleopatra, Flying-Ant, Ant Sally ... kill me please?
is this seat taken?
god i'm bored
B-tlemania, Bomfunk M-B's, B me up scotty?
I don't have to be mad to work here!
Tara in HR has just had a proper flip out, it's all a bit dramatic here. I think I'm going to get a coffee from the bar bit, perhaps even a fancy Italian one.
(I'm not sure I know what I mean)
breasts and stuff? yeah. yeah i love 'em.
Glad we could do this B-kachu, it's a real weight off today you know?
How's the family?
Probably one of my favourites (the thread, not Friday 28 Sep '12).