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sort it out DiS
i have 12p in the whole world.
£1300 in it in fact.
only a numbskull would get a loan to pay off an overdraft.
couple times a week
my triffid hoardes. now you're on my list.
It fucking hurts. It's been caused by my antibiotics and asthma meds BY THE WAY before anybody thinks about making funnies about me licking doorknobs and railings again.
Hold them up to my face and threaten the gusset that it better hold itself together - can't have my ballbag suddenly dropping down like a trapdoor's opened mid-meeting
It's a show of power like a cobra opening up its neck frill
man in snake pit not giving a shit:
He should fashion a better one out of live cobras
I vacuum the pile of cobras out of my house