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In other news, bears shit in woods.
The Pop shits in the woods. Bears are catholic.
That sounds horrific.
Seriously. Some people shouldn't be allowed to have girlfriends.
He threw away her DVD collection because she fancied some of the actors?
Also, how can anyone remember that stuff?
Ham Shandy - December 3rd, 4:30pm.
What the hell is that??
."A party of schoolchildren on a field trip was sitting in the public gallery. Half left during the prosecution opening."
what a cracking school trip. what were the teachers hoping for?
assualt? weird sex notebook? Maybe this wasn't the day out the year 3's were looking for.
When I was at school we got a day out at Twycross Zoo if we were lucky.
a prelim for the morecambe bay cockle picking disaster and then a guy being accused of raping a small boy. fun day out.
""You f***** up at the pub. When you're f****** with me, you look at the f****** ground, you look at a tree, you look at a bench, you look at any f****** inanimate object, you do not look at any other f****** human being, you slag, do you understand?"
So a nice chap then.
^ unintentional laugh at that
glad I have another reason to back that impulse up
Just waiting for Nicky Campbell to release the kids from his basement.
Aside from being tagged by Banksy, that experience is about as Bristolian as it gets.
Makes it seem more like he's a detective. Possibly research for Bring Back... Film Noir.
in that in the same way graphic novels are novels for children, graphic dossiers are dossiers for children
'Ees fuk'n hair-lary-uss, yoo.
Still, you shouldn't hit birds.
Collins was "insistent" that his girlfriend, a recovering alcoholic, "sleep facing towards him and that, if he awoke in the dead of night to find that she turned away from him in the bed, he would rouse her and criticise her for having turned her back to him", the prosecutor said.
to see JLC back in the news
However, blokes can struggle with being the spoonee because it carries a 'no-farting' responsibility with it
NO FARTING IN BED (unless you're asleep and don't realise)
Farting in bed is the only way of asserting dominance. I bet gorillas do it all the time.
for that extra je ne c'est quoi
But stories like these are just tailor made for social board lolz
What an absolute pillock.
Pukka Pad !!
Reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LceKh_NjDZU
I saw him walking round St Ives with a lady a couple of years ago. Hopefully he doesn't come and murder me.
If not, your future is probably secure.
must be loving the attention....the notebook of choice for nutjobs...JLC advert in the near future?
I use moleskine's for mine.
Or are the telegraph just implying that he won't get a fair trial? Bit weird
Same as the kids in the public gallery.
but I do feel sorry for him. He's obviously completely consumed with jealousy and about as secure as posting your bank details on a postcard.
I know her!
I'm not quite sure how I missed all this. JLC sounds like a mentalist.
'It was all being done as research for an idea for a future TV project.'
i meant a DiS account haha
Yeah, it's going to get weirder.
I don't know her too well but she knows people in my band well and have met her a few times. Just spoke to my friend about it, apparently she hardly leaves the house :(
Show some fucking respect JLC and suit up. This is the law. Not some smart casual dinner party.
and she has a moonface
It's not even a real beard?
i just have to know!!!!!
The Daily Mail says
i'm really struggling here.
Best slide player I e'er did hear roun' deez parts.
only one i got was Jottin' Mean Columns. which is tenuous at best
'justice' because he is in court
'sorry' because he is probably sorry now for what he did (one would hope)
The 'Lee' is self-explanatory
When questioned by police, Mr Collins said Ms Larke had wanted to detail her sexual history for therapeutic reasons
they mention his address in that BBC story. Does that usually happen with celebrity cases? Or have they just gone 'this guy's mental and we hate him, chuck his address in'
so people can get their pitchforks on the way there
above or below marcofella?
so it's definitely below marcofella.
I smell a sitcom!