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that's good stuff, man. :'D
the smile is great
especially his face
There is a video somewhere of my brother spitting on a stingray when he was about 8 and then my dad smacks him. Its a really good family video.
I'd just assume I was about to be pierced through the heart
in the water while three stringrays circled me. or some kind of ray. and a man kept screaming DON'T MOVE KID. and then deadlifted me out of the water.
an odd day.
but when we were in Florida, all the stingrays came to the shore because there was a shark nearby. We also sure a huge turtle when we were paragliding and being dipped into the (shark infested) waters. A guy got his whole head bit off THAT VERY AFTERNOON.
i kind of like Rays more now knowing that they get scared of sharks. Bless them. Bless their lethal little tails.
Sharks are dicks.
When you paraglide do you have to touch water? can't they pull you right back onto the boat, so you can avoid those razor toothed belms?
We only found out after that there were probably sharks in there. Also, my dad lied about our weight so probably could have died that way too.
They're all so funny.
Face expresses the purest revulsion.
Why are they wearing life jackets in waist deep water anyway? That is galling to the local marine life, hence the uninvited ray flap.
This is brilliant though. I would absolutely shit my pants if it happened to me though, weird fuckers.
That's a stingray hip-hop video
Let me hear say Ray (Raaay)
Stingray stingray stingray here I go here I go let me hear ya say
I'm the baddest Stingray in the whole caribbean
I'm a damn sexy fish thing I'm glad we're agreein'
Swimming by the coral where I see a shark
All in my face so I pierce his heart
Don't wanna cross me, look at my barb
You wanna touch me, but I'm really sharp
Hanging by the yacht, yacht yacht
Girls like what, what what
They wanna see my bling, bling bling
But all I wanna do is sting, sting
(repeat to fade)
NOW I SHALL BE THE FUNNY ONE
y'all can see the man behind everyone holding the ray up, right???
that man is impaled on his barb. The girls are next.