My younger colleagues and I have been laughing loudly in the staff room this morning to the original joke, but this one turned the air blue. My younger colleagues are still sniggering in the corner, but it's too blue for me. I like a good hearty joke every now and then - really lifts the mood of the staff room - but filth is filth!
*groans*
hi Jordan
yeah id laugh
Can't believe I laughed
My lady got nervous waiting to watch a blackface show in a Big Top
She was suffering from....pre-minstrel TENT-sion
Fuck you. It works with a New Zealand accent and a generosity of spirit
:D
Way better than anything Jordan has ever done
5/10
Bien mieux que tout ce que Jordan a jamais fait
5/10
I agree with this
but I'd give it a rating of 7.5 or 8 at a push.
I'm whiling to upgrade it to about a 6.5
Je suis prêt à le mettre à jour à environ de 6,5
fucking love this account
My girlfriend dumped me because I cut all my curly hair off.
I think it was an afrodisiac.
https://twitter.com/omgthatspunny
David Sylvian was getting his house decorated
I second that emulsion
Arrrghhhh bloody quotations
Joke ruined!
David Sylvian doesn't get up before 9.
Very good actually
well done. Up there with my own material I'd say.
good
A woman in America is thought to be collecting all the full stops and combining them like a big ball of blu tack into one big full stop.
She's expected to have a very heavy period.
This is very blue.
My younger colleagues and I have been laughing loudly in the staff room this morning to the original joke, but this one turned the air blue. My younger colleagues are still sniggering in the corner, but it's too blue for me. I like a good hearty joke every now and then - really lifts the mood of the staff room - but filth is filth!