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A thief has been convicted of removing all the full stops from a book.

Verbal [Edit] [Delete] 21 replies 18:53, 25 September '12

A very long sentence is expected.

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  • *groans*

    Tillance | 25 Sep '12, 18:56 | X
  • hi Jordan

    Parsefone | 25 Sep '12, 18:58 | X
  • yeah id laugh

    TheKennedyCurse | 25 Sep '12, 18:59 | X
  • Can't believe I laughed

    Icarus-Smicarus | 25 Sep '12, 18:59 | X
  • My lady got nervous waiting to watch a blackface show in a Big Top

    She was suffering from....pre-minstrel TENT-sion

    Fuck you. It works with a New Zealand accent and a generosity of spirit

    Lucien | 25 Sep '12, 19:00 | X
    OvertakenByTractors this'd this
  • :D

    no-class | 25 Sep '12, 19:04 | X
    StormJH, gonad, whiterussian, bit_eraly, OvertakenByTractors, and MissBass this'd this
  • Way better than anything Jordan has ever done

    5/10

    Yesiamaduck | 25 Sep '12, 19:28 | X
    littlebirds and OvertakenByTractors this'd this
    • Bien mieux que tout ce que Jordan a jamais fait

      5/10

      Ouijesuisuncanard @Yesiamaduck | 25 Sep '12, 20:07 | X
    • I agree with this

      but I'd give it a rating of 7.5 or 8 at a push.

      OvertakenByTractors @Yesiamaduck | 25 Sep '12, 20:34 | X
      • I'm whiling to upgrade it to about a 6.5

        Yesiamaduck @OvertakenByTractors | 25 Sep '12, 20:36 | X
        • Je suis prêt à le mettre à jour à environ de 6,5

          Ouijesuisuncanard @Yesiamaduck | 25 Sep '12, 20:38 | X
          TheKennedyCurse this'd this
          • fucking love this account

            robluvsnic @Ouijesuisuncanard | 26 Sep '12, 09:47 | X
            cocodaLOL this'd this
  • My girlfriend dumped me because I cut all my curly hair off.

    I think it was an afrodisiac.

    deadonthestairs | 25 Sep '12, 19:56 | X
  • https://twitter.com/omgthatspunny

    whiterussian | 25 Sep '12, 20:01 | X
  • David Sylvian was getting his house decorated

    I second that emulsion

    sadballadman | 25 Sep '12, 20:05 | X
    • Arrrghhhh bloody quotations

      Joke ruined!

      sadballadman @sadballadman | 25 Sep '12, 20:06 | X
      • David Sylvian doesn't get up before 9.

        TheWza @sadballadman | 25 Sep '12, 20:31 | X
  • Very good actually

    well done. Up there with my own material I'd say.

    OvertakenByTractors | 25 Sep '12, 20:05 | X
  • good

    Cementimental | 25 Sep '12, 21:29 | X
    blimeycharlie this'd this
  • A woman in America is thought to be collecting all the full stops and combining them like a big ball of blu tack into one big full stop.

    She's expected to have a very heavy period.

    pieces_of_reece | 26 Sep '12, 09:30 | X
    • This is very blue.

      My younger colleagues and I have been laughing loudly in the staff room this morning to the original joke, but this one turned the air blue. My younger colleagues are still sniggering in the corner, but it's too blue for me. I like a good hearty joke every now and then - really lifts the mood of the staff room - but filth is filth!

      elwell @pieces_of_reece | 26 Sep '12, 09:44 | X
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