The Capital One Cup (I think, not sure) properly gets going tonight, with the big boys all getting involved. Who is excited about Lucas Piazon's potential debut? Silly question, we're obviously all wetting our pants over it.
Leeds-Everton and Man Utd-Newcastle look the pick of tonight's games, although Crawley-Swansea could have its charms.
Huddersfield give Blackpool a bit of a kicking and are sitting nicely in the Championship, but as it's the Championship they'll probably be fighting relegation in 4 games and then vying or promotion again 3 games later.
Halsey goes to the police over some Twitter berks, Martin Kelly is out injured until January and Theo Walcott wants to be a striker.
A 33 year old who hasn't played for England for over a year before their controversial axing makes it known he'd consider rejoining the international fold.
Ongoing Terry stuff.