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I hit my toe off the table. Pain rating 7/10
to see if i still feel.
at the time i was sick to my stomach with pain. it bruised almost instantly and the entire leg hurt when i put any sort of pressure on it.
i'm not half as bad now, but it still hurts.
Seems to be fuck all skin before you get to the bone.
complete bunch of bastards
was shuffing some stuff into my wardrobe and a clothes hanger fell on my head
but i wasn't standing up straight, and the hanger was lying on top of the wardrobe for some reason
I say "cunted" because my response was to exclaim "ARGH YOU CUNT" a bit louder than was probably necessary.
Couldn't stop the fall. Landed between CD shelves (some of which I bought down, putting a massive bruise on my arm) and onto the corner of a little cabinet (even bigger bruise on leg) which was under the corner of a computer desk... which either broke or fractured my ribs.
13 weeks later, I still can't lie on my right side, and I'm running a half marathon next weekend.
it's more or less healed now, but I'm still hurting it constantly just from trying to pick stuff up or put weight on it, it sucks.
i kicked the raised bit between the doorway with my toe. Then came and sat down, lifted my legs to get comfy on the sofa and hit my knee off the wooden coffee table!
there have been more. (but for once ill pretend im healthy - well, apart from being a massive klutz)
Just found out the spelling of Klutz.. who would have thought it, eh?
Impressive amount of blood. Not much pain at the time, but next morning when I had to pull the band-aid off the wound which was fused to it with all the dried blood - that fucking hurt.
if not I done done my back the other week. But that introduced me to wonderful wonderful tramadol
I bet they are lovely.
someone at work takes 8 capsules a day and they don't do anything for her at all and I had four one and felt floaty for about 12 hours
It made me feel fuzzy and out of control which was horrible and just highlighted my pain. Intravenous paracetamol was the only thing that worked for me without any nasty side effects.
Family skiing holiday. My uncle was there, he's a doctor and a wilderness adventure kind of dude, had a medical kit and shot me with morphine because I was freaking out with the pain. It was amazing, I can still remember the soft, warm blankety feeling and weird sense of drifting motion it gave me, like I could feel the movement of the earth turning, just rushing through space but staying perfectly still at the same time. These days whenever I listen to driving, mid-tempo music I still remember that feeling.
While my uncle went off the get the snowmobile rescue guys, the weather suddenly turned and a full-on blizzard happened. My dad was waiting with me, freezing cold and shitting himself because he was convinced that nobody would ever be able to find us again, visibility was like 2m and it was a complete whiteout. I was wrapped in a space blanket, toasty warm, tripping out and completely unaware of any of this. Anyway - all fine, they found us and off we went to the hospital to get my ankle fixed.
So yeah, morphine. NICE.
It's rather lovely for taking the edge off. I buckled my knee and got me some. Would do it again.
I had tramadol in hospital last week. It made me vomit up green froth and liquid.
2) how come you were in hospital?
I'm almost ok now but I'm still off work for another 2 and a half weeks.
wonderful tramadol does it again
That it was the most disgusting smelling thing my body had ever produced.
did you know vulture vomit is many times worse than skunk spray. I found that out in Canada. During a birds of prey demo like, no birds vommed on me. Apologies if I have already told you that, I don't know many facts.
But still D : D
will learn some new facts for next time.
according to my friend, as I don't remember much, he was leaning on the bar looking at me, walked over and Bang! smacked me on the head. I was sitting down but went flying to the floor, smashing my head on the concrete. loads of blood, obvs. apparently, he had a complete breakdown and had his head in his hands and stuff, so he knew it was a cunt act.
got a couple stitches and a big lump.
police are all over it.
this chap should not be bouncing
A lot of bouncers get undeserved hate but in this case this guy seems like a proper cunt.
sounds like real anger issues.
pretty worried that if I press charges (which I will) that the whole bouncer crew are gonna be on my ass. Don't want any heat, just a quiet life. damn, decisions...
I pulled back the shower curtain and pulled a muscle in my back. Minimal sleep due to back pain ever since. I'm old btw.
toothbrush slipped and crashed into my gums. It hurt. 5/10
in the middle of the night.
Something so terrifying about agony, when you're still technically asleep. Well, more asleep than awake.
Trying to reach one of my dumb friends who had locked themselves out of said building and were stranded on the roof. I awoke some sleeping pigeons and they tried flying away from me but instead, being the bright creatures they are, flew straight into me and scared the life out of me, as I was clinging to a pipe 3 stories up. It must have looked absolutely ridiculous to anyone who happened to be walking by.
About half a dozen of the cans used my toes to cushion their fall.
but if that doesnt count it'll be my playing fives an twisting my knee a few months ago.
I still don't know how this was possible as it was on the hand I was holding the knife with.
Also, sitting on couch 'daddy, can I have a cuddle please?' 3 year old promptly jumps from side of couch, knees first, lands on Daddy's groin. No brothers or sisters for her if she does that many more times