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Tofurkey is almost definitely the worst.
Also; pizzone (food), from pizza and calzone (popularized by Pizza Hut)
A calzone is a type of pizza. There's literally no need for it to be portmanteau'd.
I make mine without the porbacon and sometimes use shallonions
it's a word that needed creating in the first place. But then again I like mangina for the fact that it had no reason for existing whatsoever.
I love portmantueas / portmanteaux
but they are outnumbered by ones that are so annoying that you feel like punching yourself by about 1000:1
a good demonstration of how the English language can be so precise
can you please help- are you being serious?
I hate infotainment
I like chillax
I'm sure there are more...
Which BB 'star' did you see, by the by?
Worst Thursgay ever
what a marvellous twitter account
I can't believe he still has 56 followers.
people are mad.
Oh I see now, cos it looks shit written down. Bollocks I've thought that was genius until just now.
that's a lovely work
what about Chili Non Carne?
I'm stealing this ASAP, cheers
because it's sounds shit and is so self-satisfied
NuLiarBore really gets on my tits. Not that I am a fan of New Labour, but the people that still whinge about them are always utter bellends.
for that added Mugabe-esque twist
My Bloody Underground
Got to be up there in the awfulness stakes
It describes chillaxing by grilling - i.e., a barbecue. So it's a second-level metaport.
Grill + Chillax [Chill + Relax]
Fuck yeah linguistics. Chomskills.
How the hell is that even a portmanteau - it reads almost identically to when it's both words, but there's a very real danger that you won't be understood and have to explain exactly what you were talking about.
Not worth it - play it safe and say the extra syllable
That would be your showbiz portmanteau if you GOT with meths.
They're coming out with all sorts of shit these days i.e chimping
There has to be a good chance of a mystical portal opening up somewhere
Sneemanteau. Vocalizing a portmanteau in the middle of a sneeze
I thought there was a good chance I was going to end up in 1955. I dressed for the Enchantment Under The Sea dance as well. FUCK THESE RUFFLES
Can't use trademarked names
port, man, toe
Joking about something whilst you're eating.
That's my business, and business is good
That was cutting it too fine though