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I really wish I'd made a feature film when I was in my early twenties, like Bertolucci did, jammy bastard.
discovered stuffee earlier
Not told certain other people to fuck off.
(obvious answer is obvious)
But also :( because that's exactly what I was going to say, so fuck you.
Unless your point is you once had access to a time machine.
although, in reality, I wasn't really ready and now's probably the time to go back to it...
2. Learnt a musical instrument
3. Learnt a foreign language
4. Move to London earlier than I did
5. Grow a beard earlier than I did
as if bertolucci just sort of suddenly realised "oh, wow! i've made a feature film! i only went to go to the shops for a pint of milk", as opposed to, y'know, presumably putting fuckloads of hard work in and devoting his life to it
he just fluked it. The spawny get.
FUCK WHERE YOUR FROM
fuck off dis
But honestly, my reasoning for each was sound so they're not proper regrets. Even though I could have had way more sex.
2) Was more dedicated to learning music
3) Realised that exams meant exactly JACK ALL and just went off and worked for the NME or something for pittance
4) Was more careful with my health
No 3 is very true
NEVR 2 L8 2 FOLLOW YR DREEMS
or magazine and said I'm here for the intern job, they'd be like BUT YOU'RE OVER 30 AND FRANKLY A DESPERATE EMBARRASSMENT.
Also, I cutting my salary by like 90% or something is daunting.
cut back hrs
result = happier
but this is a one way street to a nervous breakdown
And I knew before I died
Two things would happen to me
That number one: I would regret my entire life
And number two: I would want to live my life over again
Then it kinda completely ruins it.
*plays Motorcycle Emptiness*
and pretty much did everything I wanted to. Besides, you're never too old.
is when you're no longer breathing.
Besides, I feel more confident in myself now that I tend to do more.
things, but if i'd have done them, chances are i wouldn't have meant my wife, so i don't care that much the end
Apart from missed opportunities to get myself laid.
I really regret that I didn't form a band that gave the music industry a big kick up the arse.
I guess I wish I'd retaken A-levels and gone to better uni etc, but if I'd done that I wouldn't have my family.
but what's a dry wank?
Dry ejaculation. Zero cleaning, maximum pleasure.
but I guess it must have been more convenient
Banged even more girls
Drank even more beer
Listened to even more Nirvana
we had similar interests, but possibly different success rates
but Id imagien we'd get on like a house on fire with a similar success rate!
Apart from the drugs. They fuck you up. But drank more, partied more to Nirvana, got laid more. HELL YEAH.
Although I did do all of those things. It was only the lots-of-sex that alluded me. And you can't get better at that until you're older. IRONY.
Ive got to be honest
were mutually exclusive
gone to atp
all those frivolous purchases haunt me now
save as much as you can, you don't need it yet
I don't think my dvd collection has ever been as big as it was when I was at uni.
also, whenever you talk about making films it makes me think you're very naieve
used to give my mum the merry dance.
Started a year ago when i was 30. Love it so so much. Wish i'd got involved a decade ago. I could've been a contender, man.